Shit the Beatles didn't say

I caption Beatles pictures with fake quotes. This blog is run by ringogangstarr and sometimes possiblyanoldman

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we all live in a yellow sub-par meme

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i’m not but i wish i was

[shitthebeatlesdidntsay]

Where have you gone to? I miss this blog :(

I haven’t been scrolling through tumblr as much as I used to, so I don’t see as many funny pictures I can caption. When I see something, I will post it :)

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paul didnt die in 1966 he was wearing a bump-it

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why u gotta tell everybody 😢

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What is your favourite season?

faul

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when i die, will i be replaced with another faul? how many fauls have come before me? how many will come after me? how long will we all live in a yellow submarine of lies  #beatlesclues #beatlesstreaming #spotify

Paul (Faul) McCartney (via paulmccartneysfacebook)

[possiblyanoldman]

hillary wanna join the magical mystery tour so bad

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roll up

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the magical mystery tour is coming to take her away

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hillary wanna join the magical mystery tour so bad

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roll up

[shitthebeatlesdidntsay]

john: someone smells really fuckin bad……… ringo, is it u

ringo: y do u always pick on me, john? y???? stop the teasing. stop the abuse. it’s 2015. we’re grown. act like it

john: wtf? last time i checked it was 1960

george: when’s the last time u looked at a calendar

john: idk but it is definitely 1960

paul: omg no it is at least 1965 right now

john: oh really? prove it

paul: ugh… yesterday…….. all my troubles seemed so far awayyyy –

john: oh!!! yeah, yesterday was the last time i looked at a calendar. thx, paul!

george: then u must be right. it is 1960

paul: omg??? john??????? how could u not recognize my #1 hit song “yesterday??????” r u ok???

john: fuck yesterday, fuck 1965

ringo: ringo: so we r just gonna ignore the fact tht i thought it was 2015??? ok

john: and fuck u ringo

ringo: of course

(thanks to paulieismylove​ for submitting this photo for me to caption!)

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[shitthebeatlesdidntsay]

paul: “what do u see when u turn out the lights? i can’t tell u but i know it’s mine –” ringo: ok no i don’t think i want to sing this song john: well why the fuck not, ringo? ringo: it is weird, i don’t like it john: ok but if u don’t sing it no one else will ringo: y don’t u just take it off the album john: …… why r u being kicked out of the band? gtfo

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john: hey paul listen to my ringo impression it’s really good

paul: ok

john: hi i’m ringo

george: omg that’s so fucking good

paul: not bad. 10/10 impersonation skills

ringo: wait who is he impersonating??? and y r u all laughing?? identity theft is a serious crime……..

(thanks to @beatleswife for submitting this photo for me to caption!)

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john: ey, paul how do ya ‘ave two grandfatha’s?!

paul:

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sydbarrett1966

check out this work of Art

r u kidding me. ringo is the only one in the band who doesnt play guitar….. the ONLY ONE. why the FUCK is he holding one. and also???? goodbye george? u r a good member of the band, but i guess u r not good enough to be memed. 

[possiblyanoldman]

correction: george is too good to be memed.

[moonriver99]

it all makes sense now

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ok so george is too good to be memed but i,,, SIR paul mccartney, am not????? i like memes…… but u r makin me second guess my interests, as well as my self-worth

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sydbarrett1966

check out this work of Art

r u kidding me. ringo is the only one in the band who doesnt play guitar….. the ONLY ONE. why the FUCK is he holding one. and also???? goodbye george? u r a good member of the band, but i guess u r not good enough to be memed. 

[possiblyanoldman]

correction: george is too good to be memed.

[moonriver99]

it all makes sense now

[paulmccartneysfacebook]

ok so george is too good to be memed but i,,, SIR paul mccartney, am not????? i like memes…… but u r makin me second guess my interests, as well as my self-worth

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when u discover tht ur fav is problematic

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“Your Mother Should Know” Magical Mystery Tour, September 1967

“The big prop was that great big staircase that we danced down, that was where all the money went: in that particular shot on that big staircase. I said, ‘Sod it, you’ve got to have the Busby Berkeley ending,’ and it is a good sequence. Just the fact of John dancing, which he did readily. You can see by the fun expression on his face that he wasn’t forced into anything” - Paul

[bogeywobble]

“..wasn’t forced…” ok