the url says it all

If you like hellblazer and shitty memes that have 0% effort put into them, this is the place for you. Submissions are welcome! On semi-hiatus. Replies, follows and likes come from @cxptnjackharkness

[shitty-hellblazer-memes]

I originally created this blog to showcase my own shitty memes, but these days I mostly reblog other folks’ posts and memes. If I reblog a post from you, it’s not meant to suggest that it’s a bad post or make fun of OP in any way. Sometimes I reblog cool art, and I can understand why someone who spent a long time on something like this might not want to be associated with my blog. If this is the case, or you don’t want your post on my blog for any reason, DM me and I will take it down.

[john-battle]

John battle 2.6

John Constantine (dc) VS John gaius (the locked tomb)

WHOS THE BETTER JOHN

John Constantine

John gayass

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

(Art by @/arcoart )

[galahadwilder]

The Joker’s violent attention-comedy bullshit would 100% just not work if his main opponent was John Constantine. Both because John is funnier than he is and just does NOT care. Joker would be bouncing around like “look at me, I’m so EEEEVILLLL” and John’s just bored because this isn’t even in the top ten evil things he’s seen this morning

[galahadwilder]

Joker: hahaha, I’ve POISONED THE RESERVOIR

John, casually purifying it by dropping a charm no bigger than his pinkie into the water and then walking away: call me again when you’ve turned an orphanage into inside-out land sharks or something

Joker: *splutters*

[galahadwilder]

Joker: you’re TOO LATE, Hellblazer! Now you have to choose between rescuing this civilian… or your PARTNER! Hahahahaha!

John, who specifically chose this partner because he was a serial killer and therefore expendable, and was also planning to feed him to Dagon tomorrow anyway: aw thanks mate, you’ve saved me an arseload of trouble

Joker: …

Joker: what the fuck is wrong with you

[galahadwilder]

Joker: I am going to murder your ONE TRUE LOVE! AHAHAHAHA

John: haha I’m dating King Shark so good bloody luck

Joker: WHAT THE FUCK AAAAUGH NEW PLAN NEW PLAN

[lifesmeaning-42]

The sequel to this:

[galahadwilder]

…I completely forgot I made that post

[venus-of-the-hrdsell]

The unfortunate yassification of John Constantine

[oldtvandcomics]

Look, I wasn’t going to use this Hellblazer panel, but…. This really is all of us right now, isn’t it?

[shitty-hellblazer-memes]

Does anyone else remember the issue of hellblazer where John confesses that he’s been in love with Chas for 15 years and then immediately dies and is sent to the special gay hell?

[shitty-hellblazer-memes]

[milfzatannaz]

me trying to read Delano’s Hellblazer run past like issue 12

[conjobthehellblazer]

Ah yes… a Hellblazer meme

[venus-of-the-hrdsell]

John Constantine owns the bi ikea couch

[patlapa8]

A short loop animation (with sound) I made of my favorite trash man.

Also, I’ve made a process video if anyone’s interested :)

[rowdy-revenant]

Diversity win! The occultist that accidentally condemned you to Hell is bisexual!

[missing-tony]

I was tagged by @firstpynch Thank you!!

You always make my day!! Your one of the people

the rules: tag five or more people that you are thankful for in your 2020, that you're thankful exists in a world that's hard to live in. wether that be through random reblogs on your posts, or people you have had full blown conversations with. wether it's just seeing them in your dash, or interacting with them.

These people make so happy

@eg515 @little-stevie-the-elf(she is great writer ) @herrera-n-hayes ( who writes great fics by the way ) @firesoulstuff ( she also is an amazing writer if you like arrowverse) @anagraves @treesofgreen

[treesofgreen]

Thank you, @missing-tony - you're one of the sweetest people around and I'm thankful for you too! And for @apprenticenanoswarm @conjobthehellblazer @puppetsoftomorrow @tenderlyhands @between-the-phone-and-the-sky @gravitywhatgravity @nightthorn @stablerock @incendiaglacies (top tier cat content) and just everyone whose tumblr makes my life and the world a better, more interesting, and more enjoyable place (so everyone I follow!)

[conjobthehellblazer]

Aaaa thank you very much I’m definitely thankful for you!

I love everyone who views this blog and @apprenticenanoswarm @bronzecanary @magicblazersource @shitty-hellblazer-memes are all amazing people as well as tons of people who’s urls I can’t remember 🧡

[shitty-hellblazer-memes]

💙 thank you so much! I’m thankful for everyone who follows me and interacts with my content (as sparse as it may be) so there’s no way I could only pick five. If you see this, you’re more than welcome to add on.

[apprenticenanoswarm-deactivated]

good MORNING! today’s mood is a very polite demon who is dreadfully sorry he has to take a break from gnawing on your bits 

[fandom-official]

A long time coming 😈

[conjobthehellblazer]

Facebook memes are a certain quality

[conjobthehellblazer]

My friend’s brain is

Cursed

https://twitter.com/graskyn/status/1326099464969482247?s=21

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“John has great children”

(Posted with permission)