Story of My Life

I'm Brittney. Main posts include Osomatsu-san, Marvel, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and various other anime. 

[hauntedfalcon]

God creates man

Man destroys God

Man creates Star Wars and Pacific Rim

Man destroys Star Wars and Pacific Rim

John Boyega resurrects Star Wars and Pacific Rim

John Boyega inherits the Earth

[flurgburgler]

Team Revengers goes to Midgard

(or: I just love these kids so much I want to draw them all the time. Avengers whomst??)

[maryxglz]

(x)

[veliseraptor]

#tfw your bluff is called and now you have to not start crying (via @ameliarating)

[purpledblues]

[lifedeathandlovefromstankonia-d]

NOTHING BUT LOVE AND RESPECT FOR MY NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[pnw-chaplain]

I’m in that time of year now where early morning in this part of the city (near the sea) is very VERY foggy and let me tell you, waking up to what is basically Silent Hill hiding the short render distance is Something Else

[buzzfeedlgbt]

Tag urself, I’m the statue (x)

[dailystrangerthings]

@joe_keery: All my sons

[zendayascoleman]

steve: goes with nancy to have dinner with barb’s family even though he was not barb’s friend and had no emotional ties to her simply because he was supporting his girlfriend

steve: while incredibly insecure about his grades, which he was working hard to try and improve, was also optimistic about a future where he could stick around for his girlfriend’s senior year and spend time with her

steve: tried his best to keep nancy level headed while she was drunk and even when he was (understandably) upset about her emotional outburst while drunk, still made sure someone got her home safely

steve: did not berate her or insult her for moving onto jonathan so quickly, and did not rise to any bait thrown his way insulting nancy

steve: “i’m a shitty boyfriend”

me: BITCH W H E R E 

[jimmyhopper]

R.I.P. to the fallen angels of Hawkins.

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[8thwonderful]

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

[blacksubzero90]

Holy Shit!!!!!

[keybladesoras]

#All the awards to Max #she had everyone shook

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

today’s mood is steve harrington realizing his girlfriend will never love him back and deciding to redirect his overflowing care and affection by aggressively mothering a bunch of middle schoolers

[hashtagloveloses]

THESE ARE REAL ADS ON THE SUBWAY I SAW ONE BUT GO CALL THE NUMBER AND PRESS ALL THE MENU OPTIONS OH MY GOD

[crimewave420]

me: today i will play video game

*turns on video game*

me: 

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week