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[shittydrawnkurloz]

Your name is KURLOZ MAKARA.

You greet the other users of this site with your usual SILENT DEMEANOUR and INTENSE GAZE.

You hope they enjoy their time here with you.

[terminallycapricioous]

hey you gamzee and kurloz kiss karkat and Kankri?

[shittydrawnkurloz]

Clown car for sale, only 413 boondollars

Clown not included.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

Any opinions about what lies beyond our mortal perceptions?

@badlydrawnrose

A rather broad question, but you still find yourself surprised by the young human's willingness to ask it.

You cannot say you have any opinions on those beings themselves, as you are but a willing servant for their cause. Still, you do think that all those who exist on some form in this plane of existence, dead or alive, would do good to accept their control is limited when under the view of the DARK CARNIVAL.

[badlydrawnjohn]

you should make kurloz go get piercings with you pleasepleasepleas

bitchin 38)

[shittydrawnkurloz]

[ HAVE A MIRACULOUS DAY OF HATCHING, LOQUACIOUS MOTHER FUCKER. TAKE A LESSON IN THE ABILITY TO SHUT YOUR TRAP TOO. ]

[shittydrawnkurloz]

day 26

[shittydrawnkurloz]

wfter seeing you WITHOUT clown makeup

what about meulin WITH clown makeup

(=^•ω•^=) < !!!!!!

[shittydrawnkurloz]

(live reaction)

oh you without makeup that’ll be interesti-

OH NO HES HOT

[shittydrawnkurloz]

you should watch skibidi toilet!

Sure. You will consider it, definitely.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

you should totally remove your makeup moreoften

It isn't really your preferred state of being, but after this long in the dream bubbles you guess you don't mind switching it up again in the future. THE WICKED KITTYBITCH especially has seemed to encourage you in this.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

NO FACEPAINT PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSLPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

[ODDLY ENTHUSIASTIC REQUEST], but you comply.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

*falls from the sky and slams face first into the the ground* *holds up large terrarium with a praying mantis inside that has white markings on its face like face paint*

...Hm.

Maybe it can be friends with your pulsating jar.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

*pops meulin out of nowhere*

enjoy this gift

Unexpected indeed. Still, you appreciate this.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

H3R3 KL0Z U C4N H4V MY 0LD 5K473804RD F0R UR C0LL3C710N 🛹 -7UN3R5

This will be one of your more treasured gifts, you think.

[shittydrawnkurloz]

day 25

[shittydrawnkurloz]

ADMIN CAN WR PLS BE FRIENDS I LOVE KURLOZ SM I HARDLY SEE ANY OTHER FANS ANYMORE PLSPLSPLS WATS UR MAIN!!!

// woah yes ofc :O im @faerociousbeast :]