narnia, but worse

exactly what it says on the tin

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The lamppost is periodically replaced by different floor lamps from IKEA

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Instead of "For Narnia!" Peter's battle cry is "Autobots, roll out!"

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all of the horses are replaced by giraffes

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instead of a swordfight, Peter and Miraz breakdance

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instead of Telmarines, they're called Teletubbies

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Prince Caspian but Trumpkin is instead the size of Peter Dinklage's character from Thor: Ragnarok

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Everything is the same except the White Witch is replaced with Count Chocula

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When blown into, Susan's horn plays Rock Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

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Aslan but he's constantly plugging Garnier Fructis

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Mrs. Beaver's side hustle is voicing Dora the Explorer

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Mr. Beaver's first name is Trey and he's got a basketball game tomorrow. He's a point guard and he's got shoe game

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Aslan is Mr. Clean. He cannot be shaved

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Trumpkin can breakdance

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Aslan has a monocle

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Edmund and Susan switch hairstyles

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Peter and Lucy switch heights

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Narnia but directed by Michael Bay