be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
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@shittyteatime
be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
hnrgh *takes monday damage*
how other people see my enthusiasm in writing fics: passion
how it really is:
My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
its fine
its fine
hewwo darkness my old friend
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
new mold just dropped
Bitch I been growing red mold in my shower for years
early access
Me putting on ugly mismatched high level armor to go do a difficult mission
the lesser-known roof-fox makes its nest
What kind of birds are these?
Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
Last Airbender: *shows Azula having a severe mental breakdown after finally tasting defeat after a lifetime of her dictator father manipulating her into becoming the perfect model for a throne responsible for centuries of genocide
8-year-olds watching Nickelodeon that day:
there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated
she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant
that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again