Shit What I Colored

This is all entirely and completely (ok, 99.9%) other people's art. I just colored it. Seriously, this is all I do. Can't stop won't stop. Reality is too shitty. So I fake-color things instead.

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Doesn’t matter what happens within the next 24 hours, stupid-fake-coloring this hyena hooker will be the best thing I do all day.

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I made this last night. 😢

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Latest sad feels re: the future of my single biggest stress release outlet. 😓

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The filthy business of stupid-fake-coloring.

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I'm really kinda proud of my tiny lil spot of a custom gradient for Dooku's face and beard. Gotta keep my man Christopher Lee lookin' as sexy as he was in life, even if he is only a few pixels.

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So, I fake-colored this. And people on the app are SO CONFUSED. It would be hilarious if it weren't so much of the feeding my lack of faith in the human race as a whole.

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Soooooo, this. 🤦‍♀️ Fucking stupid-fake-coloring drama, what the actual fuck?

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I didn't choose the sjw-for-the-land-of-stupid-fake-coloring life. The sjw-for-the-land-of-stupid-fake-coloring life chose me. 🤦‍♀️

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And lo, The Moon didst so loveth her wifey Sun, that (rather than sleep when Sun slept) Moon set up a watch all the night through, hovering and staring, yea verily, much in the manner of yon crazy bitch from Paranormale Activitie The Firste.

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I made a Babsicorn.

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*flounce*

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Sadly, Recolor has shown their true colors, and they are decidedly not rainbow. I'll get around to posting my backlog here eventually, but I don't know if there will be much more after that. A lot would have to change that most likely won't.

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Making Christmas great again.

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I keep trying to foment rebellion amongst the stupid-fake-coloring people. The stupid-fake-coloring illuminati keep getting like, 600+ "likes" for literally importing a b/w photo, and posting it in the gallery. No fake-coloring involved. It's driving me batshit. And the rest of the "most liked" is fucking black silhouettes with a background of one gradient. It makes me so twitchy and pissy. Because there's no fucking way those hundreds of likes are genuine, because not that many people even actively use the app. It's making my tinfoil hat senses tingle. Ugh. Simplistic minds like simplistic images, I'm sure, but there's still a whole lot of fishy.

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Eeeee, my first one to get to 200 likes, yay!