*Dying Whale Noise*

Just... everything. Not much to say here. Still making my way through life. My ask box is always open so don't be shy! I've also accumulated a lot of recipes if you want to look. My likes page is NSFW.

[pissvortex]

BIDEN CHOSE THE FUCKING COP

[pissvortex]

God bless the democratic party

[shivering-cold]

She was never a cop. She was a lawyer and DA in San Francisco. At least read her goddamn wikipedia page you fucking dumbasses.

[miyku]

Sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Tᴏᴍʙ Rᴀɪᴅᴇʀ | ▶

[hoardingrecipes]

Blueberry Cream Cheese Cookies with a Lemon Glaze

[shortvideosandstuff]

[richardalexanderrr]

weird dog

[30-minute-memes]

Staying Productive

[jmkitsune]

XD

[knightwayne]

tomb raider (2013) // tomb raider (2018)

[animationsource]

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) | dir. Henry Selick

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[marvelgifs]

[screamtrilogy]

[iwillmindfuckyou]

THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUNNIEST FUCKING LINE IN THIS MOVIE I CRY EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I WATCH IT

[corsolanite]

[allanimanga]

The Eight Chosen Children

[incorrect-dragon-age-quotes]

[at Disneyland on the teacup ride]

Aveline: *spinning calmly, enjoy her ride in peace*

Hawke and Varric: *flying past her, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

[africant]

My favorite childhood shows → Fox Kids

[innamorecce]

Art commission. 

[marisatomay]

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

[hermionejeanblr-deactivated2022]

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

[marisatomay]

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

You’re Absolutely Right a retraction

[original-missif]

How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever

[kyraneko]

That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard

[themiscyra1983]

Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me

[kyraneko]

OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me

[jeffgoldblumss]

How about when people call you “Daddy”? It’s sweet.  Oh, sweet.  Isn’t that - uh - sexy talk?  I think it means sexy talk.  Yeah. (x)

[shivering-cold]

@im-an-octopus