The Shlongs

A silly, adorable web comic about… well, Shlongs! Follow them on their weekly adventures. Shlongs, they’re just like us!

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Marvel announces the #FantasticFour cast and it’s… NOT the Shlongs?!?! Oh well, maybe next reboot 🤷🏼‍♀️

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3-D’s are better than 1… 🤷🏼‍♀️

🍆🍆🍆 #Avatar #Thruple #TheShlongs

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The Shlongs celebrated National Roller Coaster Day by getting a little too excited about a roller coaster with height requirements. Uh oh! Jimmy’s gonna need some help to get out of this one! #NationalRollerCoasterDay #RollerCoasterEnthusiasts #Grandma

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Jason is such a dick. #theShlongs

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Jason is such a dick. #theShlongs

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On Friday the 13th… Jason always comes.

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3-D’s are better than 1… 🤷🏼‍♀️

🍆🍆🍆 #Avatar #Thruple #TheShlongs

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This week on “The Shlongs”, Jimmy gets some much needed ‘jock support’ from his teammates.

#BallisLife #BuzzerBeater #TheShlongs

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Wait, is it Black Adam… Or Gold Adam? Either way, I hope I get to meet him on #Adam4Adam! #AdamWRlock #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 #theShlongs

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Can you believe we DIDN’T win the #TomOfFinland Emerging Artist Contest with this piece??!?!!

Oh well… hopefully, at least, some climate activists douse it in potato salad while super-gluing their butts to the wall. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #theShlongs #Art #ParticipationRibbon 🏅

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Don’t forget! Your little guy needs a costume too! 

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We Shlongs are PUMPED to see our boy Wang the Cockerer in the new trailer for "Ant-Man & the Wasp: Quantumania"! #theShlongs #KangtheConquerer #ComingSoon

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Some FULL MOONS can drive a Shlong WILD… 🐺 🌝 #Manscaping #Halloween #theShlongs

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Some FULL MOONS can drive a Shlong WILD… 🐺 🌝 #Manscaping #Halloween #theShlongs

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This week on “The Shlongs”, Jimmy gets some much needed ‘jock support’ from his teammates.

#BallisLife #BuzzerBeater #TheShlongs

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Wow, can’t believe what they found on that asteroid! #theShlongs