Brain Gas Overload

Hi I’m Groodles I like eyes, mouths and watermelon

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Watching freedoms 250 and every time the stream cuts out I think it happens

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We should have baseball but instead of just their arms the pitchers get a sling. Move the mound back a bit but we could crack 110

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I was having a dream about some friends I haven’t seen in a very long time and my brother wakes me up to ask to get driven to school

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Listening to the shotgun roulette soundtrack while driving home at midnight makes me feel sooo paranoid

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It works like a chair

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Geeked as hell talking about the ethics and usage of tourture

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Nothing grand about 1,000 dollars

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Hey hit my line. I may be a broke university student but for 2.5hours you can be a queen

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Just got an ad for a cream that energizes your skin. I don’t want that.

Last time I had energized skin I had to cover myself in duct tape for fear of my skin vibrating off of my body

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The way my summer fling hit me up again after ghosting me over the winter. Then posted a singular swan oh her story.

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She committed herself to a mental hospital and insists on not taking her BPD medication

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She came around the corner in the waffle house bathrobe and a some red lipstick it distracted me from the fact she was shifting the knuckle wraps on her hands.

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Watching my friends dog try to jump its pillow was more entertaining than the ufc heavyweight fight

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There is a dog in me

And he is scared of vacuums

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Me my brother and all the blorbos from my favorite games.

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Got Tomodachi life I’m soooo chuffed with it

It’s fantastic

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*Me turning down my speaker*

Me: so how did you like it?

The alien that landed in my backyard: I quite like that metal man.

Me: I told you steely Dan was good. Do you want another drink?

The alien shaking the empty can: Yes one of the one for the cowboys.

Me: oh if you like Coors they actually made a movie about it, we can watch it when it gets later.

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The way my summer fling hit me up again after ghosting me over the winter. Then posted a singular swan oh her story.