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Just my little healthy, sexy blog :D

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Cool! BurlesqueBaby shared her post:

OMG I've been so busy lately and I haven't posted in forever. My mom n dad finally divorced, I've began inverting and hanging in pole class, I now have a PT and I'm lifting weights, I taught my first official hour long class on my own and the kids actually behaved and reached the LO! I have 3 assignments due in, Christmas is pnly 23 sleeps away and I've missed you all!!!! But I'm back!

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Cool! BurlesqueBaby shared her post:

When your flat mates dissagree that muscles are hot! Get out my house! haha xx

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Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.

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Favourite TWD Character Meme [1/4] Relationships → Carol Peletier & Daryl Dixon

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WHAT TEACHERS MAKE by Taylor Mali

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I WILL GET BEHIND THIS.

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Taylor Mali’s Slam poem turned into a comic!  Here’s video of this piece. It is one of the most viewed slam poems on you tube. Currently it has just shy of 5,000,000 views! 

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I’ve loved Taylor Mali since I was 16.

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Love the comic version! Zen Pencils does great work.

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Why I am proud when I say I want to be a teacher. 

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100% one of the happiest videos ever probably

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THIS IS SO CUTE

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EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW THIS IS A QUALITY SONG AND A ULTRA QUALITY MUSIC VIDEO THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SMILING AND DANCING ALONG THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY A+

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OMG PLOT TWIST

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Seriously the best song ever, so relevant to life.

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GUYS JONAH HILL DIRECTED THE VIDEO. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

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Fun! BurlesqueBaby said in the WTF - Welcome to Fitocracy group:

Does anyone have any exercises/stretches for splits? :) xx

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[fuckyeahcourtneyy]

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever.

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Still one of my favorite posts on Tumblr.

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Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep. And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

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Things I did not know, but should.

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This is a post that might save a life. 

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My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

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Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe

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So it’s the last week of schools for the seniors here, and that means everyday has a different dress up thingy. Today was decades day, where everyone chooses a time period and dresses accordingly. I rocked this look and called it the 2020’s, the times when this sort of thing would be socially acceptable. So not only did I have a great time with it, I had some social commentary, got away with wearing this stuff in public which is fantastic, and not to mention got to show off my damn fine legs. Decades day, success.

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Fun! BurlesqueBaby said in the Single people group:

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Cool! BurlesqueBaby shared her post:

take warning people, chocolate is dangerous, it just cut my mouth :/ lol bad chocolate

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I may lose followers, or I may gain them for this but, am I the only one who doesn't care if a guy thinks I'm fit or good looking? If he thinks I'm hot or that I have a cute ass? 'Cause I work for it.

I see a guy and I go - he is gorgeous, I love his abs, I joke that "I could wash my clothes on that washboard stomach!" But I don't think any less of the man, just that he is aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

Sure there's more to me than my looks but I don't mind if a guy thinks I'm attractive but understands there's more than that. Just as I do of them. It's an evolutionary thing, isn't it? That we go for certain appealing traits of looks, jaw lines and fitness of men, child bearing hips of a woman.

I'm kinda just rambling with no clear cause.

Yeah! I don't wanna be seen as a piece of meat, no I don't mind being acknorledged for working hard to lose weight and look/feel good.

I just don't understand these people who are like...OMG he's just said my ass is hott, how dare he only see me for my ass..no! Love, he's paying you a compliment, yeah it's not great if you want some form of relationship with him, but appreciation is good.

Well I think so anyway, but as I said, I like acknowledgement for my hard work, even if it's an off hand comment.

Right, end of weird non-point post

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Fun! BurlesqueBaby said in the Girls On The Quest For An Epic Ass group:

SUCCESS!! Walking out of cinema when some guy shouted "That girl squats! Sweet Ass!" And pointed at me, and his friends were whistling. One ran over and hi fived me! Yay :D Happy Girl! xx

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My Workout For Monday August 26

I earned 448 points for my workout on Fitocracy!

Body Weight Squat +21 pts

25 reps (+21 pts)

Jump Squat (Toyotas) +23 pts

10 reps (+9 pts)

10 reps (+9 pts)

5 reps (+5 pts)

Mountain Climbers +14 pts

30 reps (+14 pts)

Jump Lunges +26 pts

10 reps (+26 pts)

Dumbbell Rear Lunge +76 pts

3.3 lb x 20 reps (+76 pts)

Plank Jacks +29 pts

30 jumping jacks (+29 pts)

Other Bodyweight +26 pts

50 reps (+26 pts)

alternating front kicks

Single-Leg Plank +34 pts

30 sec (+17 pts)

30 sec (+17 pts)

Crunch +37 pts

30 reps (+19 pts)

15 reps (+9 pts)

15 reps (+9 pts)

Bicycle (abs) +10 pts

20 reps (+10 pts)

Toe Touches +3 pts

30 reps (+3 pts)

Reverse Crunch +33 pts

20 reps (+33 pts)

Side Plank Lifts +78 pts

15 reps (+39 pts)

15 reps (+39 pts)

Weighted Russian Twist +38 pts

11 lb x 20 reps (+19 pts)

11 lb x 20 reps (+19 pts)

Makes me wanna puke blergh

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