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I get four tasteless jokes per year, this is one of them.

So yeah, did you all see the awesome Almanac cover? Because I’m not making this up.

Hiatus

Hurrrgh blergh I’ve kinda come to the conclusion that until my life settles the heck down to a point where I have access to a computer more often and, uh, am not in the process of perpetually passing out, I’m going to be putting my RP blogs (this one here, @shockarmlongwave, and @smolgreenlawmachine) on hiatus. I’ll still be around to chat with and if anybody wants my skype you can let me know, but by large I won’t be doing any threads. I’ve got the kid’s birthday party coming up, then halloween, then her actual birthday, then etc etc etc family stuff and the ex’s family stuff and holiday hours at work, so it’s been

hectic. *wheezing noise*

BUT in the meantime, I might be getting some art or writing done, and I’ll probably still reblog the occasional relevant thing or pop in to comment on things as needed. See you all properly in…two weeks, maybe? Somewhere around there.

Later!

#ooc #announcement #over here too

Shockwave is not nearly as composed as he claims to be. Haven disguised himself as a bot several years younger than himself, Shockwave had to relearn how to act like a youngbot and unfortunately for him, he did develpo some bad habits. "Liar lying liar!"

((100% accepted! He's even gotten far more emotional and attached to others, living as an Autobot for so long. It takes considerable effort to avoid some of his re-learned bad habits. He refuses to admit to any of it, though!))

Write a Headcanon about my character

If it’s good, it will become official.

((Im very sleepy but also Vex Hobgoblins are very pretty and make great Shockwaves))

randal-mcmandal

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

cybertronianwyvern

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Divine Communication

“The power to communicate with a deity or deities and influence them in manners that would be otherwise impossible to do.”

Too much power for the Pred.

Though this explains why she’s so chill around the Primes and Stella. xD

thesoundlessvoid

Transcendent Homo Superior Physiology

The power to be a superhuman/metahuman/mutant of godly power. “I’m a mutant god!”

autobot-scout-riella

Probability Manipulation

The power to manipulate probability, causing unlikely things to happen or likely things not to happen.

“…Huh. Well, you know, that would explain a lot.”

primeofdreams

Existence Erasure

The power to erase the knowledge/memories of a target from existence

“Erm…oh dear.”

autobotwheelie

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Wing_Manifestation

Huh. “Energy Wing Manifestation.” What the slag is that?

“The user has or can form wings out of energy, and use them for transportation to offensive and defensive purposes such as using them as a shield to block oncoming attacks or slicing/battering the target.”

I CAN FLY, MOTHERFRAGGERS! I AM A GODDAMNED BIRD OF AWESOME!

smolgreenlawmachine-blog

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Container_Imprisonment

….th…the Magnus Armor………..

specialopsschoolteacher-blog

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Breath

Originally posted by xgemfirex

I don’t…I don’t even know how this would be applicable. This seems unpleasant.

shockarmlongwave-blog

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Asian_Dragon_Physiology

“Acceptable.”

What ship do you dislike?

Answer: Not a single one! I...honestly can’t think of a ship I hate. There’s certainly ships I’m not into, and there’s ships where I don’t like how the majority of the fandom does it, but you can say “Hey, Agatha, make a scenario to ship x and y” and bing bang boom I’m down for it*

Bonus round if I AU it. I mean, god damn, I have an EXTENSIVE Cyclonus/Mirage AU.

*barring underage stuff because nope nope nope nopenopenopenopenope

18- least favorite Hooman characters

Everybody in Age of Extinction. All of them. Just.

i don’t even know if they qualify as human, everything they say and do feels so awkward??????????

A bot you want to be best friends with / A bot you’d want as a mentor

Already answered, but since this is my Decepticon blog...I may as well go with Decepticon answers. I want Lugnut as my best friend. He’s probably very warm and he would let me sleep inside him, and destroy everything that bothers me.

And what the heck, I want Scalpel as my mentor. Not just because he’s more or less appropriately sized, but honestly, I think that’d just be fun. Like learning taxidermy from my grandpa all over again!

36, 37

36. Favorite TF universe(s)

Animated and IDW, as well as my own (hey look a plug for that thing I’m working on that I never produce anything finished for) for obvious nepotism reasons.

37. Least favorite TF universe(s)

Bayverse/Tyran. GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO LOVE YOU FOR YOUR RIDICULOUSLY FUN AESTHETICS BUT W H YYYYYYYyyyyyyyy

40. What would you do if the Autobots landed on Earth right now and asked for your help?

Mun: “I have no quantifiable skills beyond being really good at having allergic reactions to things and drawing anime so...I’m still better’n Sam Witwicky! EYOOOOOO!” And then i would touch Optimus Prime’s face and cry softly because I love him so much.