#drunkwave

[shockwave-reporting]

she shock on my wave until i get crushed in the garbage disposal

Why did I never see this. Who are you. I never crushed anyone. Shut up.

[shockwave-reporting]

Yes I drink for a in sometimes. Shut up about it. Is it OUR limb pain?

[aestheticoftheday]

Today's Aesthetic of the day is: Alcoholic housecat

[lemonflavouredtransfluid-blog]

[from Starscream] *grumbles* A cheap brothel? Hmmph, how insulting. If I recall correctly, it was only Soundwave who slovenly went through all of the street harlots. Knockout and I mostly stayed at the bar.

It was a 'buy one get one free' offer, Starscream, how was I supposed to resist it?

And FYI I didn't hear any of them complaining either.

[lemonflavouredtransfluid-blog]

(From Shattershock) Ewwww *hides behind Breakdown*

*sigh* Not you too...

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[from Novastreak] Oh my gosh, you--*frantically sprays the air with can of deodorizing solution* Primus, you lot had better pray that Mother doesn't see you like this. She'll go hysterical at all this filth...

Knowing her she'll smell just the same if she's spent the night with one of her other mechs... *coughs on solution* Alright alright, I'll go wash! 

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[from Megatron] *snarls* Why does my ship smell like a cheap Kaon brothel?!

More like a Tarn brothel really, my liege. Kaon brothels don't use the same iron/crystal compound incense, and Tarn fabrics are more absorbent so they give off a far stronger smell of fluids-

Oh, you mean the high-grade.

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[from Banshee] Oh dear. You look quite ghastly, uncle. It's a good thing that Fireflight and I mixed some hangover-elixirs last evening. Come to the medbay with me, and I'll give you some.

Finally some good news for a change. *groan* My processor feels like it's about to burst out of my helm and dance around the Nemesis...