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A random person with a random blog. So please just sit back relax and have fun maybe get triggered or angry, I don't care.

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[tamizhnadu]

no one:

american cereal marketing companies: what if our mascot was forbidden from or a wanted criminal for eating their own cereal

[effielovesapples]

freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

[calico-dan]

Who is she? 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have an “infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters” approach to my content in the hopes that someday ill have unknowingly recreated all the classics of literature in the form of inane dumbass posts. ive never read a book in my life and im not starting now

[hotpinkandsparkly]

pokemon are so weird as a concept, like, here's a pigeon, a spider, a turtle, a whale... a clown....... a goth girl............

[hotpinkandsparkly]

[annabethisterrified]

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

[movedto-snubs-stuff-deactivated]

me after finishing a good ass book

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Do y'all wanna see a commission my cousin had me draw...

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

I got paid to draw this

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Walk into my class professor is gonna be like Hey cookie what's you're top 3 works you're proud of this week and Imma be like WELL

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

Update my cousin's roommates have found out

[kid-crashed]

What's the context tho......

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

[curiousobsession101]

That is some DEDICATION

[greenpyrowolf]

I AM LOSING MY SHIT

You go man

You GO

[shoodles-blog]

For the love of all that is holy, can we please hear the corn song?

[silverhawk]

bush dogs look kind of like if a dog & a bear hooked up one night and produced:

like………tiny/short but they have a bear look to them and are so darn cute

[anarchosurfism]

bearlet

[kayvsworld]

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

[galwednesday]

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

[kayvsworld]

THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dog-huron-green]

Me cleaning the house in quarantine.

[pangur-and-grim]

so my brother-in-law modded Pangur into minecraft

[pangur-and-grim]

I see no difference

[browngxl]

My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

[curryswagg]

THISSSS IS EVERYTHING

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[freeindarkness]

Not again-

[tire00]

venom gay

[silver-tongues-blog]

the apocalypses this year

January:

February:

march: 

April:

[what-a-silver-lining]

wait what’s happening with April?

[strayvariable]

@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

[what-a-silver-lining]

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

[silver-tongues-blog]

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

[770rd]