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[cometcrystal]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

fucked up thing with a hot cheeto

[radiofreeslowzone]

this bus just never came and im pretty sure was sucked into a time vortex

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

[shabbytigers]

new doping scandal just dropped (hyaluronic acid penis injections for ski jumpers)

[cannibalchicken]

[obscenicon]

[teobug]

this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[oneminutefiftysixseconds]

are you a male ski jumper alleged to be pursuing marginal gains that could yield up to a 5-8 metre increase in flight distance or are you just pleased to see me

[despin-convert-deactivated20250]

my best post this year got obliterated so here’s a screenshot

[beemovieerotica]

one of my ears randomly turns red and feels like it's burning so i look it up and the internet says "you have red ear syndrome" and i say ok great so what does it mean, and the internet says "it means your ear turns red" and i ask why does that happen and the internet says "it's the syndrome!!!"

[beemovieerotica]

every time my ear turns red and hot (once a day now) i gasp loudly and go "THE SYNDROOOOME" and my spouse yells "THE SYNDROOOOME!!!" and we do this because it's fucking stupid

[esthermika]

goth women. you agree. regoth

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component

[widowsgay]

how the hell do people draw

[booooooooof-9-o-s]

put line

shape also

[lovertm]

[dogposts]

Found this sleepyhead in the local park