hey

hey there tbh this blog is just random stuff now so idk do whatever you want

[dogpuppy]

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[ozempicofficial]

[swedishjazz]

[moomoorare]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[catchymemes]

[pissvortex]

[shithowdy]

[cannibalchicken]

[were--ralph]

Ok this one is good

[were--ralph]

The way I screamed

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[omegaversereloaded]

Let's kill him

[melonwah]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

"Backstory, while I was designing this kitchen I mentioned to the builder it was way too big and he said it was fine. Jussssst in case, I taped the dimensions on the floor prior to building it so he could see the size. Still got the green light, so I built it. So far, I’ve heard mixed reviews about the size. Also, pictures don’t do it justice. I have 50-54” walkways as a reference point for scale."

Any feedback is appreciated.

This behemoth is 11' x 11' (3.3528 meters).

[sovietunion]

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[dogpuppy]