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[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[imgayjokes]

[randomsplashes]

i might have to kiss your concussion better 💖 (redbubble)

[l-a-l-o-u]

big shoutout to the cartoon wlw who make my life worth living

[ginkasei]

can you BELIEVE that we live in a world where ALL THREE of these lovely couples are CANON?

[megaeons]

i might have a concussion is now code for i’m gay for you, kiss me

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t believe this is canon

[gatorix1]

Korrasami love each other and it’s canon 😌✊🏻❤️💙

[uss-lesbian]

how! do! girls! find! girlfriends!!

[transmortifried]

look! under! rocks! and! branches! in! your! local! forest!

[pumar0sa]

girls = salamanders

[kingcheddarxvii]

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

[appleb18]

The Holy Trinity

[deletingsoon-dontbother-deactiv]

[pelipper]

[peachified]

friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you“ doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.

[triforce-princess]

[chiuriicake]

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when he puts it in your face