VI

Live, Laugh, Fuck Shit Up (Ask + RP Blog) (Vi Age: 23, Mod Age: 25)

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Ooc: Did I ever send you an ask about accidentally leaving a bomb in Caitlyn's room? I can't figure out where the ask went...

@wuzwrngwthmypants

OOC: I didn't get any ask like that </3

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Reminder that tomorrow is April Fools Day. Jinx is going to be on her worst behavior. Lock your fucking doors at least, flee across Runeterra to be mildly safe.

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Regarding the Lux thing, maybe find out if your sister feels anything back?

See if falling for rich girls runs in the family?

I can't really see that happening. Besides, Jinx would probably kill me if I even insinuated that. Guess I'll know it when I see it.

[wuzwrngwthmypants]

Heard my sis was talking shit about things she doesn't need to get involved with.... Care to explain?

[short-for-violence]

You seriously need to learn the difference between talking shit and just talking...

[the-arcane-herald]

My back has made the most horrendous noise whilst standing. I do believe if one is gifted a new synthetic body and arcane power, they should not suffer from loud joints.

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Wait. Cait told me you were there when Jinx bombed the council.. You're telling me that fucking arthritis is the line?

[the-arcane-herald]

If we ignore the fact that I died during this encounter, lost my bodily autonomy, forcibly became a conduit of the arcane, and instead of seeking revenge, chose to help people with my new abilities, then sure. Arthritis is the only thing I have to be concerned about.

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I more meant that arthritis is the one thing that can't be healed.

[the-arcane-herald]

……oh. Well I suppose so. It seems to be unavoidable for me, I can repair it in others but alas. If my burden is bad joint, I am very familiar with that.

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God I fucking love Cait so much. Cait appreciation post because fuck you I love her so much.

[the-arcane-herald]

My back has made the most horrendous noise whilst standing. I do believe if one is gifted a new synthetic body and arcane power, they should not suffer from loud joints.

[short-for-violence]

Wait. Cait told me you were there when Jinx bombed the council.. You're telling me that fucking arthritis is the line?

[the-arcane-herald]

If we ignore the fact that I died during this encounter, lost my bodily autonomy, forcibly became a conduit of the arcane, and instead of seeking revenge, chose to help people with my new abilities, then sure. Arthritis is the only thing I have to be concerned about.

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I more meant that arthritis is the one thing that can't be healed.

[the-arcane-herald]

My back has made the most horrendous noise whilst standing. I do believe if one is gifted a new synthetic body and arcane power, they should not suffer from loud joints.

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Wait. Cait told me you were there when Jinx bombed the council.. You're telling me that fucking arthritis is the line?

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Maybe keep an eye on Luxanna? Something tells me your sister isn't the one who's necessarily going to end up hurt here

Knowing Jinx and seeing her post, Lux already has something to remember her by.

Look, I'm keeping an eye on it to make sure Jinx doesn't do something that's a brand new level of stupid.

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Regarding the Lux thing, maybe find out if your sister feels anything back?

See if falling for rich girls runs in the family?

I can't really see that happening. Besides, Jinx would probably kill me if I even insinuated that. Guess I'll know it when I see it.

[jinxoftheundercity]

Hah, totally made a scene in the cafeteria today. Blondie won't bother me again, you let em get away with one thing and they think they can walk all over you. Two birds with one stone, no one here's gonna fuck with me now!

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Do I even want to know what the fuck happened?

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https://www.tumblr.com/jinxoftheundercity?source=share

I mean, given the posts, 99% sure this is your sister, right? She actually seems pretty hostile towards Lux. But they're also stuck in college together? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

That's Pow. And, hey, I didn't name drop. Completely hypothetical.

But being serious, I think 'disaster waiting to happen' is a good way to sum it up, if not a fucking understatement.

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Hypothetical question- what the fuck am I supposed to do when I learn a rich girl has a crush on my little sister?

Totally hypothetical, but Vander did not prepare me for this situation if it were not a hypothetical

[luxannaofdemacia]

I can't get the image of that blue haired girl out of my head. I don't think I'll be able to get my work done like this. But I need to focus. School work. Not that blue haired, really pale girl with cloud tattoos that I accidnetally pushed to the ground and sounded like a total uppity pompus... Well, I'm not really one for swearing, but you get what I want to say.

Sigh.

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See, I also relate to having a blue haired girl constantly on my mind. Piltover curse I guess

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Wait- the fuck you mean cloud tattoos?? Did Blue have long ass braids?

[luxannaofdemacia]

And pink glowing eyes, apparently, unless I'm so tired I'm hallucinating. It could honestly be either. You know her? I'd like to apologize for that whole mess when I literally first ran into her. We're going to be going to college togetehr for who knows how many years depending on our courses and I'd rather she not hate me for that mix up.

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Yeah no that's

Okay so that's my sister, Jinx

[luxannaofdemacia]

I can't get the image of that blue haired girl out of my head. I don't think I'll be able to get my work done like this. But I need to focus. School work. Not that blue haired, really pale girl with cloud tattoos that I accidnetally pushed to the ground and sounded like a total uppity pompus... Well, I'm not really one for swearing, but you get what I want to say.

Sigh.

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See, I also relate to having a blue haired girl constantly on my mind. Piltover curse I guess

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Wait- the fuck you mean cloud tattoos?? Did Blue have long ass braids?

[luxannaofdemacia]

So I just found out that there is a Piltover University, but they reserve it only for inventors? So anyone from Piltover who isn't an inventor - or anyone who isn't Piltovan like me or the many Zaunites here - has to go to the college instead. I guess they only allow Piltoven inventors or something. I'd say it's a little behind the times but... I was raised in Demacia. (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)

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Zaunite here! Welcome to Piltover, Princess. Where the only thing they care about is holding up their reputation as the City of Progress while also being one of the least progressive cities in Runeterra.

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Piltie booze sucks ass and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't, holy shitttttt.

This shit has all the appeal of sewage sludge. Fuckin distilled water has a higher alcoholic content. What the Hell are you guys drinking this shit for?

[wuzwrngwthmypants]

It's that damned Pilty Princess's birthday today and she and Vi are being unbearable. If you find me tied to a chair in a back alley with a lit fuse between my teeth, leave me!!

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Is this because I found your 'gift' for Cait before she did?

[wuzwrngwthmypants]

Shit.... Shit. Shit- Shit- SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!

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uh oh. DID THE VINEGAROONS ESCAPE?

[wuzwrngwthmypants]

Less talking, more running! Vi's going to kill me because of your lousy idea!!

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You put, like, twenty-five live scorpions in her bed!