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I swing from the gallows and wave Adult She/her Header:@chillcrafting on tumblr

[short-potato]

“Razzmatazz” dropped last night and I’m ready to make it my entire personality.

[judgejudyofficial]

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

[animentality]

[atlaskrr]

we've done it again folks

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[asofthesea]

Julius Caesar showing up to the Ides of March and being like omg I'm the only one who forgot my knife how embarrassing

[thesaltofcarthage]

Brutus: Don’t worry, Jules, I brought one for you.

Julius Caesar: Thanks, bestie, you always have my back :) 

[gummi-fried-eggs]

Early but happy 20 years of my immortal!

[gretchensinister]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

we slidin

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

At that point he’s a passenger too

[luulapants]

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

[rinkanin]

A moment to celebrate 5 years of we slidin.

[teathattast]

Happy 5 years of we slidin to all who observe

[imagedescriptionsquare]

[id: a tweet by roob at roob_drummer: snowing hard this morning. Bus driver slid through a red light. Only thing he said was "we slidin" I can't stop thinking about this /end id except for some post tweet information about time and place: 8:50 AM 11 Nov 19 from Chicago, IL Twitter for Iphone ]

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

[dailyflicks]

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

[koffinrott]

Just so like... it's clear... anyone who censors words that contain "man" or "men" to anything like "xxn" that's TERF shit.

Any reference to women/womanhood that solely revolves around having a uterus or "womb" is TERF shit.

Any sentence where the OP says they support people being "trans identified" with quotes around ""transwomen"" or ""transmen"" is TERF shit.

I'm seeing a lot of you baby Tumblr gays out there not knowing what these specific TERF dogwhistles look like.

"Wombxxn" is an incredibly dumb way of spelling "woman" that treats the word "man" like a slur and also reduces women to their ability to give birth.

"Trans identified" is their way of saying "this person calls themselves trans, but I don't believe they are."

Saying "People should be allowed to identify however they wish, but we still need to protect women/children" IS TERF SHIT.

Learn to identify this garbage, because not all TERFs are going to spell out their intolerance for you. Some of them are going to try and seem reasonable and polite and normal, and it's fucking dangerous to our community.

Also unpack any internalized transphobia and your transmedicalism, because both those things will have you quickly siding with TERFs and bigots.

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[steveandscraggy]

had a dream that they hard launched with a video called Basically We Are Gay For Each Other and we immediately made the acronym BWAGFEO (pronounced bwog fee oh). anyway. bwagfeo is real to me. it’s my Goncharov

[icebear4president]

I spent ten minutes on this. What a freaking weirdo man with his goldfish empty head expression

There’s not a thought between those eyes. Nor a brain cell

[that-clever-oc-deactivated20250]

<3

[silly-lil-scribbles]

i love you all so much <3

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.