one liners

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[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[floorwax]

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[marxism-transgenderism]

Good night sleep tight to fat bitches only

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[dan-tad]

did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

[charl0ttan]

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

[thedeafprophet]

I love fat butches. three cheers for fat butches

[penisworld]

good morning i feel like seven dollars

[hungwy]

coupon applied you saved one william dollars

[goblinization]

they call me pepto cause i be small

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

you can listen to closer by nine inch nails

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I have to make everything ok really fast

[theweirdwideweb]

I like memes that would be funny 1000 years ago.

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Hosting an edging party but you can’t come

[glowcowboy]

save me early spring sunshine