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the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped
we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it
rip to athenian sacrificial virgins but i’m different
i would be found by the minotaur in the labyrinth and i would remain still and not show fear nor aggression and allow him to approach me and i’d slowly reach out my hand for him to sniff and perhaps even lick and he’d ponder the hand for a moment and the let out a big soft snort and id pet his nose and then his head and he’d lean in closer and id massage behind his ears and he’d close his eyes and we’d sit against the dark cold damp labyrinth wall with his head in my lap as he revels in the first friendly touch he’s known since his mother last dared to touch him so many years ago and after some time he’d reach out and start to tentatively rub my leg in an attempt at reciprocity, his hand clumsy and unpracticed at the act of gentle touch, and id lower my head and press a light kiss on his temple, and there in the prison crafted expertly to contain him, only him, only ever him for the rest of his life, the minotaur would feel warmth enough to remind him that though he may be a beast, he is no less worthy of love than the rest of us
oh yeah. and then we’d fuck nasty
This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks.
Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people. I'm sorry, but it's true. Equivocate all you like, but it's as true as the day is long.
My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.
Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.
I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.
My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.
My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:
Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends
The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers
They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry
Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them
The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂
My spouse and I were talking last night and the jeans problem came up so I want to talk about it with tumblr here.
The jeans problem was the favorite lecture one of my philosophy professors in college gave about the history of jeans and how it ties into capitalism/mainstream culture absorbing and monetizing any counterculture it encounters. So prior to the 1950s jeans were mostly an item of work-wear that you wore on the job as a farmer or factory worker or miner because they were cheap, durable, and hard-wearing. If you were off the job you'd wear what we'd call now dress pants or slacks. This changes in the 1950s when youth culture start wearing jeans as regular clothing, again because they're cheap, durable, and hard-wearing. But then jeans get absorbed by the culture and we start getting designer jeans, acid-washed jeans, pre-ripped jeans, and now we got people shelling out hundreds of dollars for "povertycore" aesthetic. And now jeans aren't even cheap, durable, and hard-wearing.
This came up because my spouse was talking about thrifting and spooky things (two of her favorite things) and how there was this trend of buying a landscape painting from a thrift store which was probably going to end up in a garbage dump and painting a sheet ghost on it to make it art millennials would like. But now you can go to Michael's or Home Goods or wherever and just buy a landscape painting with a sheet ghost on it, mass-manufactured by a corporation. The counter-culture once again being monetized and absorbed by the culture. It's the jeans problem again.
The fact that this is perpetual may be best shown by the fact that I have encountered this as Aesthetic Mason Jar Problem.
Canning used to be...well, it was never cheap, but it was cheaper than it became. And the thing is, when you had empty jars and nothing to can, you could use them for other stuff, and then just wash them when it was canning time again (as long as you hadn't used them for, you know, paint or something).
And so people started using them to make cheap centerpieces for DIY weddings, which were popular in the 00s. You'd pour in some glass beads and stick something interesting in the beads, or stuff them with battery-operated fairy lights and ribbon, or tape photos to a roll of kraft paper that then went inside the jar, and so on. Because they weren't terribly expensive. You could do a ten-table wedding for $25, easy.
And this turned into "wouldn't it be cute to use them as the glasses, too?" And so you would. Because again, remember, they're relatively inexpensive. And people already did this at home when it was the off-season for canning! If you had thirty guests you probably had enough jars for everyone, and if you didn't, buying a single pack would probably fill the gap!
And along the way someone came up with "what if we got hemp handles so you didn't have to deal with condensation on your mason jar glasses."
And that's where it all went wrong.
Because suddenly you could get mason jars already designed to be mugs (that could not be used for canning because they had glass handles and no lid threads). You could get itty-bitty mason jars good for absolutely nothing except maybe a tablespoon of honey as a wedding favor. You could get mason jars designed for crafting, which weren't necessarily safe to can with. You could get PLASTIC mason jars, which would melt when put in a water bath.
And the original mason jars? The ones that were designed for canning, the ones we knew were sturdy and food-safe?
Well, I get mine from the thrift store these days. Because the world is fucking overrun with not-necessarily-safe jars and the ones we know are safe now cost over a dollar a jar brand new, and you can't always find them.
And that's how it went from "this is a nice practical way to use your extra garden veggies" to being a luxury.
Well of course there’s no shade its the Mojave
i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual
touches U in a very weird but non sexual way
Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it
This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:
Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.
Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.
a dog eat dog world
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(I think he was in like 5 different Ska bands)
if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
ouch
it's been so long I can't even remember that technology is supposed to help us, not exploit us