Dino Devotee

PJ ▪︎ fagged-up dyke boi ▪︎ adult™ ▪︎ chai cherisher ▪︎ send me recipes ▪︎ Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut ▪︎ adult only establisment ▪︎ header image made by @squeakitties ▪︎ i'm gonna be fully honest with y'all. if my blog gets termed, i ain't coming back. find me on steam I.DrinkBongwater, i guess

[idrinkbongwater]

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[uququ]

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

join tumblr

[orthoscheme]

[threedollarsdotcom]

got a new post about a burger dropping in about 5 or 6 years

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[murderous-goose]

@evilwizard

[bugmuscle]

One of the many, many great failures of the gaming industry today is not offering consoles in multiple colorways like they used to. Where is your fucking whimsy. Where is your goddamn joy. Why is the Switch 2 jet black with little visible accent color to speak of. Why is the PS5 only white. I'm sick of everything

[relentless-storm]

This is what they stole from us

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[dilfsisko]

Okay look. I don't mind if directors insist on turning movies back into 3-4 hour epics. but you have to start adopting the intermission. bring back the intermission. we all need an intermission.

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[henologist]

[backmaskingmax]

[foone]

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

[lennyinlordran]

Never! *bites random object and thrashes head violently while it’s held in my mouth* NEVER!

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[neverswungonswingingstars]

[anintelligentoctopus]

I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America