Dino Devotee

PJ ▪︎ fagged-up dyke boi ▪︎ adult™ ▪︎ chai cherisher ▪︎ send me recipes ▪︎ Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut ▪︎ adult only establisment ▪︎ header image made by @squeakitties ▪︎ i'm gonna be fully honest with y'all. if my blog gets termed, i ain't coming back. find me on steam I.DrinkBongwater, i guess

[idrinkbongwater]

[despazito]

[postcard-from-the-past]

White coated seal on a vintage postcard

[carlthelizard]

@i-give-animals-cigarettes

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

man everyone smoked back then huh

[depsidase]

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[seren-starlight]

Person who makes coffee incorrectly: You can't make a cup of coffee without breaking a few eggs

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[naanviolent]

[onlytiktoks]

[dogpuppy]

[guribot]

one day i'll get really good at drawing and then i'll change my name and start an entirely new account and pretend ive been good at drawing the whole time. and people will go "you remind me of that one just okay artist who drew all the same stuff as you" and ill say i have no idea who you're talking about she sounds hot though

[guribot]

one day i'll get really good at drawing and then i'll change my name and start an entirely new account and pretend ive been good at drawing the whole time. and people will go "you remind me of that one just okay artist who drew all the same stuff as you" and ill say i have no idea who you're talking about she sounds hot though

[tgirlmaomao]

never trust a girl on tumblr for anime recommendations like i know you only liked this bullshit because your seven girlfriends were busy tickling your feet while mid played on screen

[tgirlmaomao]

to like the dozen girls saying 'hahaha you should listen to me i have zero girlfriends' like okay i also dont wanna take advice from some swagless bitch who cant even pull seven girlfriends

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[byjove]

Donald Trump desperately trying to initiate the Red Scare 2 but no one giving a fuck is hilarious to me. The GOP has already villainized and fearmongered about immigrants, transgender people, DEI hires, ANTIFA, etc. and introducing a new supervillain hiding amongst us just isn’t working. I wish there was a communism WAS the greatest threat to America.

[byjove]

During yesterday’s speech he said something to the tune of “The communists want to seize your house and give it to your neighbor.” which shows how out of touch he is, how advanced his dementia is and how the Red Scare tactics of the 1950s are not applicable to the 2020s because no one owns their house anymore and most of us would prefer our house being owned by our neighbor instead of our landlord.

[byjove]

The Red Scare tactics of the 1950s are sooooooooo outdated in today’s world. Saying shit like “Under communism, the government will assign you a job and you will not get to pick!” would make 85% of my generation be like “That sounds awesome, I’m so sick of AI job interviews, just got rejected for the job I applied for shoveling elephant shit at the zoo.”

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[tongue-twists]

a type of guy that exists and that you get often exposed to as a sex worker is the type of guy who found out they like being dommed and now sincerely believe that they have overcome their misogyny, because now instead of treating women like submissive sex objects, they treat women like dominant sex objects.

[tongue-twists]

@demilypyro is so correct

the venn diagram of "men who think they're not misogynistic because they like femdom" and "men who think they're not transphobic because they jack off to trans women" is a circle

[daughter-of-sapph0]

add in "white people who think they're not racist because they fetishize people of color"