Dino Devotee

PJ ▪︎ fagged-up dyke boi ▪︎ adult™ ▪︎ chai cherisher ▪︎ send me recipes ▪︎ Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut ▪︎ adult only establisment ▪︎ header image made by @squeakitties ▪︎ i'm gonna be fully honest with y'all. if my blog gets termed, i ain't coming back. find me on steam I.DrinkBongwater, i guess

[idrinkbongwater]

[milf--adjacent]

Anyone up for smoke weed and suck each other off?

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute

[hemipenal-system]

even if jk rowling wasn’t a bigoted jackass i think i would not associate with harry potter just because of how over-the-top embarrassing the fandom is

[hemipenal-system]

i don’t know what i think is more insane about this: that the harry potter fans are doing this shit, or that the power company LISTENED to them for some fucking reason i genuinely can’t comprehend

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[jungwildeandfree]

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

[s-cullayy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

[datundit]

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.

@thatlittleegyptologist

Judge OP’s heart

I laughed, I lighten his heart.

His heart shall be heavier for this.

Voting ended onMar 1

[sunbentshadows]

[metalgearemily]

[metalgearemily]

Do you guys remember how mad this made everyone ❤️ remember how we used to run

[despazito]

People in the global south with no access to surgical vet care will make a reddit post of their village dog's cute new puppies then get insulted and attacked by american "dog lovers" for not having it spayed

[despazito]

Americans be like you're a bad person for not getting your dog hip replacement surgery in rural Uzbekistan

[sproingusblogging]

eueghehhggghghhh

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

[mellifexfarm]

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

[mizgnomer]

David and Billie answering the question: During Doctor Who filming was there any blooper or mistake that stands out to you as your favorite?

- at FanX Salt Lake, September 2025

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have