Dino Devotee

PJ ▪︎ fagged-up dyke boi ▪︎ adult™ ▪︎ chai cherisher ▪︎ send me recipes ▪︎ Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut ▪︎ adult only establisment ▪︎ header image made by @squeakitties ▪︎ i'm gonna be fully honest with y'all. if my blog gets termed, i ain't coming back. find me on steam I.DrinkBongwater, i guess

[idrinkbongwater]

[centrally-unplanned]

Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

[6qubed]

[aropride]

[fifiibibii]

becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[echomortis]

(Secretes a layer of toxic mucus to deter the haters and losers)

[sheherlockholmes]

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

[sheherlockholmes]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[capnsoapy]

For reference, here's a full bibliography of bad* [tumblr]* posts which were incorporated into the above comment:

[capnsoapy]

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

[blemgoid]

stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[splickedylit]

truly there are incredible and never-before-seen combinations of words to be found on the internet wherever you look. "An aesthetic dinkus takes the form of a dingbat". Stupendous.

[pjackk]

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

[achingmarshking]

male lover here!

i will not be doing that!

[pjackk]

You wull never pleasure me

Worthless animal

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

[headspace-hotel]

@phillipfancypants

[everythingfox]

Baby otter first time in the water

[blackpyrefly]

kity

[mite75]

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[elmyraerased]

[pjotwitter]

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[infertilityidol]