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Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it
This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:
Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.
Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the filmās poor quality could harm the cityās image." The rest of China is still screening it.
a dog eat dog world
cyanometerĀ for measuring theĀ blueness of the sky
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world so beautiful
(I think he was in like 5 different Ska bands)
if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
ouch
it's been so long I can't even remember that technology is supposed to help us, not exploit us
please do not order sex toys when youāre at your peak horny because you may overestimate how much dick you can take and order something ridiculous. i heard this from a friend of mine named me
i changed my mind i believe in myself i can do this
i mean my friend can do this
my latest cartoon for New Scientist.
soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.
pencil, ink, and ochre on paper
[ID copied from alt:
A pencil, ink, and chinese ochre paint comic in grayscale, the only visible color the red-orange of ochre, reserved only for one character and the use of ochre within the narrative. Page 1, panel 1: low angle shot of OPās character Hopper, a young cavewoman in braids wrapped around the head in layers, fur pelt clothing, bone accessories and a hare foot necklace, her left hand holding a bowl of ochre paint, her right arm raised beyond the panel, a look of concentration on her face. Her entire body is ochre. Text: āI DIDN'T THINKā¦ā Panel 2: back of Hopper, the raised hand revealed as applying paint to a drawing on a cave wall, a hare in motion. Other cave paints, some half-finished, are scattered around it. A cluster of hand prints is on the bottom right, a fire on the left. Text: āI WOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP DOING THISā Panel 3: Mesopotamia, Assyria, the back of Hopper in a simple shawl, sitting before and working on a gypsum wall panel relief: return from the hunt. Men carry hare, bird, and nests, the hare being painted ochre by Hopper. Panel 4: Song Dynasty, China, Hopper is disguised as a man, sitting before a table with inksticks and inkstone, painting on a long rice paper as she is being instructed by a man in a Futou hat. The painting is likely a copy practice of Magpies and Hare by Cui Bai. The hare has been painted ochre. Panel 5: The back of Hopper sitting before a candle-lit desk, an inkwell and bible before her. She is in the dark drapery of a medieval nun, holding a quill and illustrating for a manuscript, of a small, ochre hare brandishing an axe. Text distributed throughout panels 3 to 5: āFOR ANOTHER/ TWENTY/ THOUSAND YEARS.ā Panel 6: Hopper crouched on a white background, hands clutching her head in exhaustion or torment. The next four subsequent figures depict her rapidly abstracting, morphing into a small hare and then hopping away. The ochre color of her gradually fades as she shapeshifts.
Page 2. Panel 1: The small hare sleeps, curled into herself. Panel 2: A hand holding a spray paint bottle labeled āochreā, sparse paint coming out as it is pressed. Text: āAND YET, AND YET.ā Panel 3: view of the interior of an abandoned railway tunnel, the vanishing point a faint glow far back, a broken gate half open in between. Two ragged train tracks run through the tunnel. All over the tunnel walls in ochre and black, are graffiti of various lifeforms of the earth: Bison, mammoth, boar, bat, whale, fish, jellyfish, hares, and more, all in the same style of archaic cave paintings. A lone ochre figure in a hoodie and jacket sits high up on a ladder before the hare section, shaking the bottle of spray paint. A duffel bag of more bottles sits at the foot of the ladder. A light attached to the highest point of the tunnel shines on the figure and wall. Last panel: close-up of the figureās face, Hopper, unchanged through the eras, hair still in layers of crown braids, expression a concentrated defiance, aiming the spray bottle at the wall, or in this case, the viewer. Text: āI NEVER DID FIND A WAY OUT OF THE CAVE.ā End ID]
ijust wish every trans woman was financially stable,,
lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls
OK bisexual (czech)
don't you mean biczechxual
nonbinary (philippines)
transil