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A trailer I produced for my platonic-BAE’s cult-themed New Year’s Party
And the world was saved.
A friend of mine gave me his wedding video to transfer to DVD… And I had a ball.
“Poltergeists are supposed to be these unseen spirits that try to get you to leave the house – or otherwise get your attention by throwing stuff around, like some sort of… invisible girlfriend. But unlike a girlfriend, Poltergeists don’t seem to mind if you film them in action.” --Captain Disillusion
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
This scene right here. From Jonas Åkerlund’s video for Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’.
Philip Ob Rey’s ‘V’HS Project
Iceland-based multimedia artist, Philip Ob Rey, uses discarded VHS tapes to create haunting post-apocalyptic figures that wander Iceland’s bleary, windblown tundras and frozen landscapes.
Ob Rey’s sculptures, consisting of tangled webs of VHS tapes and organics such as stones, shells, and feathers. ‘They are covered with a black, toxic skin. A chaotic flesh of magnetic encoded images’, according to Ob Rey, who’s sculptures serve not only as a visual wonder but as a commentary against mass media and environmental destruction.
‘[They are] creatures made of VHS. Dreamlike and disfigured in reaction against the growing dictatorship of the mass media and the unstoppable plastic pollution due to the over-consumption of new technologies’.
Some sources point out the ‘possibly unwitting’ reference to the death of the VHS format itself, as Ob Rey’s sculptures appear to crouch in caves and wander empty valleys as their practical use has run out (See TribecaFilm’s article: ‘ Iceland-Based Artist puts the Death of VHS to Good Use‘).
Whether the death of the VHS format itself was literal in concept, or simply used as a metaphor for the over-consumption of the media industry, Ob Rey’s strikingly beautiful and undeniably mournful project has plenty to say about our culture and looks damn good in the process.
More of the “V” HS PROJECT can be seen on Ob Rey’s website, Humantropy.
Dumb things people say to editors:
‘'Birdman’ [or any other popular usage of the ‘long-take’] was done without any cuts. Which looks pretty cool but you guys gotta hate that... ‘Cus then you’re out of a job, right?’
‘Breaking the Fourth Wall’ Supercut by Leigh Singer
A compilation of scenes and moments from films that all ‘break the fourth wall’ - that is, acknowledge (usually directly to the camera, and therefore the audience) that they’re part of a movie. The term comes from the imaginary ‘wall’ at the front of the stage in a traditional three-walled box set in a proscenium theater, through which the audience sees the action in the world of the play.
My dad flipping the bird, circa 1970’s. Sourced from Super 8 mm Kodak film.
One day it occurred to me that I severely needed the magnetic-tape skull from the cover of V/H/S in my life.
“The Nightmare (2015)’, more of a sorta-spooky daydream really.
Let’s be honest: ‘The Nightmare’, a documentary which looks at night terrors and sleep paralysis, while promising, drops the ball in quite a few ways. One of these issues is the films’ reliance on some very amateur-looking 3D graphics, despite their obvious low-budget. The producers bit off more than they could chew, and it shows. Another of the more disconcerting flaws is that the re-enactment scenes all appear to share the same lighting scheme (red walls, blue hallway; red walls, blue hallway) and are quite difficult and ultimately boring to try to differentiate from one another. It’s taxing, and becomes amateur-hour all around. But the biggest fault, in my opinion, is the obvious lazy fucking film-making going on here. Let’s take one of the documentary’s subjects, Forrest B., for example. Forrest tells us: ‘I was born and raised in an old farmhouse in rural Vermont, in the middle of the woods. It was very dark.’ Ooh, spooky. Do go on.
’Here I am... I wake up, and I can’t move. Above me are these two... anthropomorphic beings I guess. I was paralyzed. I couldn't move.’
‘They were tall, kind of thin. They had these long limbs and fingers. And they had these very simple faces with these big inky eyes. They were tickling me, and they were kind of laughing about it.’
Okay, time for the reveal. Cue ominous doorway. Now the filmmakers get to take Forest's drawings, his retellings, and represent them on-screen in, hopefully, a captivating way. This is the money shot. It's a visual medium, after all.
Store bought Halloween costumes? Plastic alien heads?! I’ve seen these pieces of shit a dozen times before, every October! Is this really the best they could come up with?
It completely removes you from the story. It’s... quite comical really. This is when you apologetically start to remind yourself of their budget. You start making excuses for them:
‘Hey, at least they rotoscoped TV static onto their skin, yeah? They're trying.’
Okay, so they dropped the ball. Maybe the art department wasn't the most creative. Maybe they were up against a tight deadline. It's tough to design a monster.
But wait! Forest has something to tell us:
Forest already DID THE WORK FOR THEM!
Forest had already sculpted a mask of his tormentors, and it’s leagues above their on-screen solution. He’d already brought it into the physical realm. The art department is running to Party City with the company Visa, leaving Forest to doodle third-grade-level drawings of greys for the camera. Your subject ALREADY DID your work, guys.
Yeah Forest, it’s scary. Why the filmmakers didn’t design something based off of Forest’s mask is truly mind-boggling. Or perhaps attempt to make a mold of the mask? Or at least put that existing mask on an actor? These aren’t budget constraints. This is just lazy filmmaking.
'We’ve got some breaking news out of Miami…’
Host Andrea Mitchell and Congresswoman Jane Harman are discussing the NSA’s phone spying program: ‘This vast collection of data is not that useful, and infringes substantially on personal privacy...’ When Andrea Mitchell cuts off the Congresswoman mid-sentence:
‘Right now in Miami... Justin Bieber has been arrested on a number of charges.’ Great reporting, guys.
‘Cus I need someone else to look into my eyes and tell me: Girl you know you gotta watch your health’ Original gifs from Grime’s ‘Genesis’.
Great reporting, guys.
‘THEY LIVE / WE DIE' bar selfie. ...And I swear I didn’t write it.