swing low satellite, hot white chariot

Jessica. 31. Ann Arbor, MI. Star Wars, Game of Thrones/ASOIAF, Battlestar Galactica, Skins, Hamilton. Competes in Olympic weightlifting (53kg), and currently in training for marathon #3. Writes fic as shortystylee on AO3.

[dulciesgf]

[barefootdramaturg]

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oh, Canada. (via removebyfriction)

[slayerbuffy]

[shortystylee]

each generation of jedi is progressively less prepared for their first duel

Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order

Luke: I trained... for like 3 days with an out-of-practice old dude

Rey: What's this fuckin glowstick lol

[fairytale-villain]

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

[mxlabradorite]

Everybody who came out before you has taken the rocks and bottles and made them into shields and windchimes.

My god, what a turn of phrase.

[anthonytheshuhite]

[henricavyll]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner

Dirty Dancing (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

[covid-69]

all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history

[butchflirt]

Chewbacca could speak Basic this whole time he just likes fucking with people

[magsbanes]

me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it

me, 20 seconds later:

[shortystylee]

@megankelly86 this is you.

[lierdumoa]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

[kela-de-thot-deactivated2020041]

Gendry better be able to fucking kill a whitewalker with a single punch after all that goddamn rowing

[captainphasmaz]

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

[maptitude1]

Climate comparisons between North America and Eurasia

[fivefingers-through-fire]

That’s really freaking cool

[rasticore]

tag where you’re in I’m in Iran

[shortystylee]

Well, since I am Ukrainian and live in Michigan, I'm getting a kick out of this.

[vulture-kitty]

I’ve been laughing at this tweet for days now, help

[marvelbuckley]

i’m not saying they’re all wearing the same outfit but they’re all wearing the same outfit

[shortystylee]

I did a thing tonight...😍😍😍

[710mycologyexpert]

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

[furious-coyote]

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

[710mycologyexpert]

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

[stele3]

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

[constant-instigator]

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

[wizardshark]

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

[introvertedgeek]

To conclude

[theotherwesley]

i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale

[thedebatersbroomcloset]

Fucking thank you

[kevinallenblog]

This line from “The Social Network” was seen by approximately 28.5 million people during the film’s theatrical run in 2010. But I’m guessing not by you.

[shortystylee]

Clean pulls and cleans, 42/45/46 kgs. No worries about weights I used to worry about💓 Working on staying over the bar during the pull, and was surprised by some dang snappy elbows on the final clean, though it looks like I need to keep working on my knees caving in slightly when I come out of the hole. It's always something.