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#(ooc)#(( Finally checked in on this blog for the first time in an eon. It's odd to see how much things change. I doubt anyone still following this #is interested; esp since I don't really roleplay (at least on Tumblr or for the rvb fandom) any more. ))#(( But you can find me on my main: squibblysquibb :0 ))#(( also. is this fandom's rp scene still kicking? ))

mrs-chief

Sketch #1 for @yay-panzer-iv of the good lad Georgia enjoying some space time. (:

#self

topsecretsuggestion-blog

It’s a good idea to have extra ammunition or weapons with you, you never know what you might use or lose

#self

empty-devils

Merry Christmas from the Blood Gulch Crew !!

first of my two rvb holiday cards !! also known as coming up with facecanons on the fly

#art #can queue hear me?

Octodad: Dadliest Catch {Sentence Starters}

"He's just running late. He's always late!"

"The wedding is starting. Are you ready?"

"You're not even DRESSED!"

"I knew you wouldn't get cold feet."

"You look so handsome."

"Will you get me a unicorn?"

"You'll say yes one of these days!"

"Oh, you're finally up. Nice to see you, sleepyhead!"

"We've got more somewhere, right?"

"Oh, honey, how could I stay mad at you?"

"I made your coffe just the way you like it."

"I will mow you down!"

"Honey, what's going on over there?"

"Can't you make an exception this time?"

"I hope nobody steals it while I look over here!"

"You're always up to something odd."

"Not now, I'm composing my masterpiece!"

"I wanna climb something condemned!"

"Are there any more lights around here?"

"I think there's something really scary in here."

"Here, use these. I don't want them anyway."

"Nowhere to run this time!"

"Well, now we're both in trouble!"

"That was a close one. I hope that man is okay."

"Well, someday I'll get an answer out of you!"

"That... doesn't make any sense."

"Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not crazy."

"I will not bother you again."

roosterteethrpmasterlist

please reblog this post if you rp as a canon character or OC in the red vs blue universe. you will be added to the masterlist located here!

#(OOC)

yorkitbaby

"I think I would rather be a man than a god."

((Setting this after PFL if that’s cool))

York’s eyes swivelled up as he took a drag from his cigarette. “Yeah, same here. Too much responsibility with bein a god. Though, think you might make a good god. Maybe like a god of tongues, the god that gave mankind many languages ya feel?” He lowers his head, tapping the cigarette against the railing.

yorkitbaby

“There are some things I’d never want to know.” He snickers, corners of his eyes wrinkling, “Like what kinda porn people watch. That shit’s private.” Another slow drag, fingers of his other hand flicking and sparking the lighter. “Dunno. Seems like other gods, like ya know, those Greeks, they aren’t omniscient. Be kinda cool to be like one of them.”

shouldabroughtmyluckypenny

“Ugh, yeah, I definitely don’t need to know that,” Georgia says, cringing.

He leans forward on the railing, furrowing his brow as he ponders it for a moment.

“The Greek gods are pretty cool,” he eventually agrees. “But I’d absolutely hate to be one of them. They have far too much drama for my liking. I don’t think I could handle having to listen to their bickering for all eternity.”

#yorkitbaby #v: Welcome Home

rpmemesandmusings

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

#memes #text memes #can queue hear me?

vaememes

✧ BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT PROMPTS.

some are considered to be triggering and/or offensive with heavy mentions of death and threatening lives.

❝ How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? ❞

❝ How many more bones would you crush? ❞

❝ What have I got to be afraid of? ❞

❝ You’re afraid of being ashes. ❞

❝ Talk, or I will crush every bone in your body. ❞

❝ If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one. ❞

❝ You know, you see a lot in this job. ❞

❝ I may never get the chance to tell you this, to say sorry. ❞

❝ We’d do anything for our family. ❞

❝ I might have told you a teeny, tiny little lie. ❞

❝ You did good. We did good! You should be proud. ❞

❝ Don’t answer, then. We know the truth. ❞

❝ It’s all personal. Very personal. ❞

❝ Nature always wins. ❞

❝ You don’t scare me. ❞

❝ Shh… it’s okay to be afraid. ❞

❝ Oh, my head… where… where am I? ❞

❝ You can sell them for scrap, if you ever get out. ❞

❝ Oh, what’s the matter? Touched a nerve? ❞

❝ Just so we’re on the same page here, I fully, intend to kill you. ❞

❝ But first, we’re gonna make you suffer. ❞

❝ Can you remember when it was simple? ❞

❝ You still haven’t apologized. ❞

❝ You know, half the crooks in Gotham think I feed you info. ❞

❝ Well yeah, when there’s something in it for me. ❞

❝ Sorry for making criminals think less of you. ❞

❝ Hey, have I ever hurt anyone? ❞

❝ Hey, boss! We’re gettin’ you outta here! ❞

❝ Deep down, I knew war was coming. ❞

❝ I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger. ❞

❝ Something’s changed. You’re different. ❞

❝ I prefer to call it a work in progress, but it does show potential. ❞

❝ There’s no perfection without a little pain! ❞

❝ You know, I was just going to suggest you do that. ❞

❝ You’re trapped. There’s nowhere to run. ❞

❝ Who said anything about running? ❞

❝ Ha! No prison can hold me! Uh, hang on a second. ❞

❝ So here’s the part where you tell me off… ❞

❝ This is the end. This is the last time we meet. ❞

❝ Don’t talk like that, okay? ❞

❝ This won’t stop you. Nothing stops you. ❞

❝ You don’t want me hanging around, stealing the spotlight. ❞

❝ Tea party’s over, freak. Let’s start talking. ❞

❝ I give the orders here, not you. ❞

❝ And you’ll have three dead cops by the time I’m through. ❞

❝ We’ll see about that. Now, quit with the rhymes! ❞

❝ Now, now, officer, you mistake me for a snitch. ❞

❝ Where are they, you little son of a bitch! ❞

❝ Hahahahaha! That certainly scratched my itch. ❞

❝ Taking the warden, why not just kill him/her and escape? ❞

❝ If you want him/her dead, why come to me? You seem capable. ❞

❝ There are many in this city with a gift for causing harm. ❞

❝ I’ve seen what your toxin does. I want that. ❞

❝ Where am I? What’s happening to me? ❞

❝ The world should see you for the worthless thing you are. ❞

❝ I told you I knew everything about you, didn’t I? ❞

❝ Spare me the good cop/bad cop routine. ❞

❝ See, you’re supposed to keep me talking. ❞

❝ Look me in the eye and say that. ❞

❝ I’ve had a devil of a time tracking you down. ❞

❝ So, it’s over, the whole world knows. What now? ❞

❝ I’m not feeling myself tonight. ❞

❝ Er, um, you’ll feel better tomorrow. ❞

❝ I trusted you and you just left me to die! ❞

❝ Don’t you dare lie to me! ❞

❝ Guys, guys, guys, so good to see you. ❞

❝ I’ve got nothing to say to you. ❞

❝ I did it. Cornered you. Did what no one else could. ❞

❝ I already know, and I’m not waiting anymore. ❞

❝ But know this: it’ll be an act of mercy when you do. ❞

❝ Abandon the city, for I will unleash your greatest fears. ❞

❝ Lost for words? I expected more… I’m hurt. ❞

❝ How long did you wait before replacing me, huh? ❞

❝ Without fear, life is meaningless. ❞

❝ Why aren’t you scared!? ❞

❝ You’re old, you’re predictable and you never stood a chance. ❞

❝ You used to put up a fight. ❞

❝ I would have kept it when I was finished with you. ❞

❝ I’ve trained my mind to feel no pain. ❞

❝ Don’t be fooled, don’t think you’re winning. ❞

❝ It’s not the face you’re given… It’s the face you choose. ❞

❝ If I’m not mistaken, turned out to be rather a long one if I recall… ❞

❝ No… no! Those guns, they were mine! ❞

❝ Things change. Now, it’s just war. ❞

❝ I tried one of those question mark games they have around here. ❞

❝ I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. ❞

❝ You don’t need to worry about us, or feel responsible. ❞

❝ Once I understood your greatest fear, controlling you was simple. ❞

❝ Think very carefully about your next move. ❞

❝ That’s what I like about you - predictable! ❞

❝ You will bring death to all who follow you. ❞

❝ You were young, full of rage. You still got that fight? ❞

❝ Die, knowing that I will make them suffer- every one. ❞

❝ You die here, and your legend dies with you. ❞

❝ I kinda hoped you’d put more of a fight. ❞

❝ Sorry kid. You shoulda stuck to the little leagues. ❞

❝ I did it! I actually did it! I mean, of course I did! ❞

❝ I don’t think you’ll be solving this one. ❞

❝ Riddle me this: What’s dead? You! ❞

❝ My only regret is I didn’t kill ‘em myself. ❞

❝ You’re dead! Wait, does that mean I’m dead?! ❞

❝ Well that’s what I get for betting it all on black. ❞

❝ You survive everything I ever threw at you only to die now, like this? ❞

❝ Do me a favor and die already. I got a business to run! ❞

❝ Is this some kind of joke? Trying to run me outta Gotham? ❞

❝ I can see the same fire in your eyes. Before this night is through… that fire will consume you. ❞

❝ I’m going to steal all your money, and destroy everything you’ve built here, okay? ❞

#memes #can queue hear me?

#(( i just saw a spider the size of the palm of my hand inside the house and I just wanna cry ))#(OOC)#(delete later)

rp-meme-slut

Reblog if you're a roleplayer with social anxiety!

This could mean you struggle with interacting with other roleplayers in the community, or get anxiety over simple interactions with others.

#can queue hear me?#(OOC)

bluesmemethings

Lemme Smash Starters

‘ this is a nice stick. ’ ‘ I like sticks. ’ ‘ lemme smash. please? ’ ‘ no, (name), go find (name2). ’ ‘ you want sum fuk? ’ ‘ no, (name), I don’t want sum fuk. ’ ‘ I got you blue. ’ ‘ hey girl. you want some tail ? ’ ‘ (name), your tail is small. ’ ‘ wot? ’ ‘ swiggity swooty? ’ ‘ you want yellow? ’ ‘ she doesn’t want yellow. ’ ‘ blue and yellow? no. ’ ‘ (name), I’m leaving. ’ ‘ no! wait! lemme smash! ’ ‘ what has my life come to ? ’ ‘ (name) thought my tail was big. ’ ‘ (name) used to let me smash. ’ ‘ but (name) is smashin (name2). (name2) is a hoe. ’ ‘ fuck this nest. fuck (name)! ’ ‘ I need you (name)! ’ ‘ (name) lemme smash! ’ ‘ I’ma get that bitch a stick. ’ ‘ bitches love sticks. ’ ‘ stick stick stick stick stick stick stick. ’ ‘ need stick? got stick. (name) I got stick. lemme smash. ’

source

#(( oh man I need this meme on my blog ))#memes #can queue hear me?

saltyfreelancer:

So Utah’s job was simple, as it always was. Sit and wait. He was to keep the bird safe, and the LZ clear. There was far too much anti-aircraft in the area for them to get in and out more than once, easier to sit and wait for everyone to return. The less times you tempted fate, the less likely you were to get blown our of the sky. He’s conducting his perimeter sweep when he hears something. A squad of soldiers approach almost from completely behind and catch him unawares. He manages it, slaughtering the twelve man unit before he has a chance to even process what he’s just done. A lot can be done with a high intensity laser at minimal distance.

But the event has him on edge, enough to forget the simple facts of the extraction plan. They’d be using teleporters, he knew this. But it’s when he comes face to face with Georgia, his main weapon still charging, that he draws his sidearm and frantically fires three shots into his fellow Freelancer. “Oh fuck!” he exclaims, breaking his usual no swearing rule and composure in one fell swoop. Utah is at the other’s side in a second, turning him over onto his back. “Don’t be dead, don’t be dead, don’t be dead!” he mumbles over and over, tearing his glove off to reach for the bio foam canister he has on his belt. Shoving it into the wound Utah presses the release and waits for the screaming, the thrashing to start. It would burn, seal the wound shut, but it’d help him to survive being shot by a teammate. “Please don’t be dead Georgia, or mad. Please don’t be mad,” he practically prays. He should pray, his mother would probably answer. But enough of that now, the bushes are rustling again, and Utah’s got his sidearm reloaded and pointed towards the disturbance again. This time he won’t get trigger happy, he swears it.

“God... dammit,” Georgia hisses through clenched teeth. He bites down on the inside of his cheek, drawing blood as he tries to silence himself.

The freelancer panics slightly when he’s rolled onto his back, but he relaxes once he realizes it’s Utah rather than an assailant trying to kill him. Georgia doesn’t quite catch what Utah is saying to him- he’s still too far in shock to pay attention to anything else.

Georgia isn’t unfamiliar with pain; he’s been shot, stabbed, and beaten up countless times before. And he certainly has experienced the agony of using biofoam once before, but that doesn’t stop him from involuntarily tensing up once he spots the biofoam canister in his teammate’s hand.

Oh no.

As soon as Utah injects the biofoam into his wound, Georgia can’t help but let out a bloodcurdling shriek, instinctively struggling to move away from Utah and the canister.

“God- fucking... dammit! Christ- fuck-” Georgia snarls, sputtering out expletives in a garbled, incoherent mess.

Well, at least he isn’t dead. Or mad at Utah, despite all of his pained screaming. Although that’s probably only because he hasn’t realized that Utah was the one who shot him yet.

Other than the sounds of Georgia cursing and distant gunfire, the area seems to have gone completely silent. Whatever caused the rustling must have stopped moving upon hearing Georgia’s screams.

The sounds of gunfire and shouting suddenly break the silence. There’s a brief flash of white armor behind some trees off in the distance, but the foliage makes it difficult to see what’s happening. However, it doesn’t take long for the commotion to die out; after a couple of screams, another gunshot, and a sickening crack, a dead silence fills the air again.

A hulking figure in white armor finally emerges from the jungle, trudging towards Utah and Georgia. The front of his armor is splattered with blood, but it’s hard to tell whether any of it is his own. Pausing when he sees the weapon Utah has pointed in his direction, Maine lets out a displeased growl.

#saltyfreelancer #v: PFL #(( I think this is the first time Georgia's ever said fuck on this blog ))

(( I’m kinda overwhelmed with school right now, but today’s Georgia’s birthday, so feel free to like or reblog this post for a birthday-themed starter? ))

#(OOC)#starter call