[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

Thunder only happens when it’s raining

Players only love you when they’re playing

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[birdonahotdog]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

tumblr’s vibes stress me out like I just don’t have the energy to aggressively hate everything and everyone all the time

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[loosesealbluths]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[dsxsbx]

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[tamper]

[notkatniss]

i love this child

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

[itsagifnotagif]

Donald: Summer loving had me a blast Hillary: Summer loving happened so fast

[virgoboy]

me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow

myself @ me: fuck you…

[gabriellabowden]

Being a girl in this world is honestly so strange like do u know how much we miss out on because we are scared? How much of the night We don’t get to see because walking around alone is too dangerous? Do u notice the way girls walk at night, and does your heart hurt when U see them quicken their pace and lower their gaze when men walk past? Mine does