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Fear keeps pace with hope… both belong to a mind in suspense, to a mind in a state of anxiety through looking into the future. Both are mainly due to projecting our thoughts far ahead of us instead of adapting ourselves to the present.

Seneca, Moral Letters to Lucilius (via philosophybits)

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now THIS is an ally

beepothough

Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.

And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.

And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.

Wow this is… really cute?

I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?

(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)

somasis-moved

THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

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Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

nudityandnerdery

Okay, so as far as I can tell, the whole thing people kinda roll their eyes about is Guy Fierei’s whole presentation. He’s loud and he’s got the bleached hair and he kinda seems like the annoying frat bro chanting “Shots!” at a party.

But.

Dude’s biggest show on TV is one where he drives around and highlights tiny restaurants that make good food. (And they do- I found my favorite pizza place in town because it was on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.) And they’re all little places, usually run by family or something, making food they love. So he’s doing an amazingly awesome thing for these small restaurants, driving a lot of business to them. I found this article that’s talking about how places see a definite bump in sales, and they can even tell when a repeat airs, because they’ll still get emails and stuff.

And there’s the fact that every time he goes out to film an episode, he invites a kid along from the Make-a-Wish foundation- actually, he invites their whole family, so no one feels left out. Apparently, that happens on all his shows, which is pretty amazing. Again, this is because of his sister- she was diagnosed with cancer as a kid, and beat it, though she died of melanoma a few years ago. So because he went through that as a kid, he does a lot to help out families who are dealing with that sort of thing. It’s pretty awesome.

I admit it, I’ve made fun of him before, because he does have that whole attitude that kinda grates. But when you put that aside, he’s a dude who’s enjoying himself, helping out a lot of people, and talking a lot about food he thinks is delicious. So good for him. There’s worse things in the world.

izzizander

I have always and will always love guy. he’s such a big goof…what’s not to love…

arkthepieking

Y'all Guy is wonderful. He got his start on Next Food Network Star and I remember that season very vividly. I saw it as a kid. He just wants people to have fun while they eat. That’s literally his only goal. There was a challenge where they had to make cupcakes for 5 year olds and everyone made these boring ass cupcakes like ‘Oh they’re decorated like the 4 seasons see its educational’ and they were criminally dull. The only thing that was changed was the frosting. And Guy comes up and starts making all these crazily shaped sushi cupcakes. Like cutting them into goofy shapes, making them bite sized, modeling them after dragons and stuff, it was so cool and the kids were EXCITED. He gets what makes thing fun on a fundamental, basic level. He’s not a douchebag frat boy. He’s that crazy uncle you were always excited to see at family gatherings.

Go watch Guy’s Grocery Games. Its on Hulu. He’s so goofy and fun and he’s just as excited for the winners as the winners themselves. The show really makes me happy to watch.

birdtypegirl

Y’all I joke on Guy Fieri but he geninely is an amazing motherfucker.

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I’ve always loved his energy, tbh. This just makes me love him even more.

haiku-robot

i’ve always loved his energy tbh this just makes me love him even more

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wellyfullofale

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

hjeanmachine

It really will be I'm graduating college and it's my birthday!! 😎💪💅❤❤😄😄😄👏👏👏

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timetraveldean

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

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No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

bumbleshark

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius

previoustags

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

catzgba

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

toomuchlamenotenoughbears

get fucking rekt OP

ebi-chi

but it is true that every time I hear him in something else I think “that Kronk”

tahthetrickster

pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten

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but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????

tahthetrickster

not really………..

ahmericanos

GOOD.

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

spaceyjules-deactivated20180305

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

clarknokent

Unfollow me too

gothhabiba

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

closet-keys

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.

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africanaquarian

me, learning about the greek pantheon in elementary: wow, I love athena, so brave and smart

me, after reading about the story of medusa: athena is a spiteful, dumb bitch who can’t direct her anger at the right people! wack ass hoe

indicativeof-sideways-escalation

Me, after learning than Medusas head was used as a sign of safety and female autonomy in women’s spaces because it was seen as a gift from Athena, to allow Medusa never to be harmed that way again: oh dope, Athenas on our side. Kill a man who dares to look upon you with possession in his heart.

Me, after learning that Athena holds herself to the ‘not like other girls’ standard and usuallys sides with whatever the nearest dick-toting diety says: what the fuck what a fake bitch

Me, after learning that most of the media depicting Greek Gods by the ancient Greeks that survives today was commissioned, designed, and made by men, and therefore does not depict female interpretation or telling of the myths, and is probably extremely biased towards a misogynistic portrayal of a strong woman: the canon Athena was in our hearts all along.

starlightandtears

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

gingerlynnism

That won’t fix the problem.

bitterblackbitch

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

a-wandering-storyteller-blog

Maps from fantasy books

Roshar (Brandon Sanderson “The Stormlight Archive”)

Four Corners of Civilization map (Patrick Rothfuss “The Kingkiller Chronicle")

Middle-earth (J. R. R. Tolkien’s legendarium)

Narnia (C. S. Lewis “The Chronicles of Narnia")

Pern, Northern Continent (Anne McCaffrey “Dragonriders of Pern”)

Map of Hyboria (Robert E. Howard “Conan the Barbarian”)

hypokeimena

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

morbidmanatee

Either this is the plot to a movie I haven’t seen or Tumblr user spikenards has some very specific fears

hypokeimena

#uh she hadnt paid for the dress yet she had just seen it in a magazine and couldnt get one herself AKSHUALLY #i have this movie fucking memorized dont test me #meredith called to get an appointment and couldnt because eliazbeth was out of the country!!! she hadnt paid for shit!!! (via @goldieknights)

that’s definitely the dialogue in the scene at the hotel! you are correct. however, there’s presumably a time jump of at least a day or two between that scene and the start of the camping trip (to cover transport, packing time, etc). it’s not like UNREASONABLE to assume that meredith might have cornered elizabeth and pressed on the newfound connection for the wedding dress of her DREAMS , and that elizabeth - who’s being AWFULLY accommodating about the MUCH YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND (tho obv in a very catty and passagg way, bless her heart) - might have said something along the lines of “of course we can arrange a dress for you! it’ll have to be a rush job, and of course you’ll have to pay in advance, but-” blah blah blah. they have two weeks before the wedding - that’s enough time to have a dress with roughly the right measurements shipped from elizabeth’s studio and modified.

also, clearly several parts of this post take EXISTING INFORMATION which we were given in the TEXT and then EXTRAPOLATE them into JOKES.

optimisticaudience

Kingkiller Chronicle in a nutshell:

Well you see, my family was killed by a group called the Chandrian. See, every time someone mentions the Chandrian, the Chandrian hear them. So I hatched a plan against the CHANDRIAN…

CHANDRIAN.