snert a bert

24, Toronto 🇨🇦 and bird lover (not in that way tho, u nasty)

[constantcaturday]

My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.

[princesstigerbelle]

A precious floofin

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

[dionymissus]

I have no idea what melody I’m supposed to sing this to

[everythingfox]

Birdie shower

[stars-in-streams]

[cat-memes-only]

[reactionfaces]

[itsnoodle]

[reactionfaces]

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[shikseh]

[raccoonfootproductions]

[urbanuppercut]

[spanish-g0ld]

[dop3-peach-ringz-deactivated202]

This whole post is a big big big mood

[xingtober]

[mysterymellie]

[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[catchymemes]

Batman and Catwoman model swap

[sunfortune]

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

[thatdiva]

[monathedefiant]

[onlyblackgirl]

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]

[everythingfox]

Never too big for a hug…

[beanynneoldaccount]

Simple, circular sceneries

[realitytvshow]

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

This entire segment was gold. From start to finish.

[jhon-doe-smokes-deactivated2020]

The animosity. The grace.

[psychedelicfelon]

This shit was genuinely like a super villains monologue, down to the shoe just barely missing her even though she didn’t dodge at all

[officialgaryoak]

This is peak 2007

[rip-euphemia]

Quality Television the family can really enjoy

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo