☆你好！

I dump my rot here and stuff (bots please go away thanks)

[shovel-shitposts]

I swear to fucking god WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOTS PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MY ROT DUMPING PLACE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[godbirdart]

so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn't bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy

and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!

well there was still so much space, i figured i'd add another crumb to the art hoard. i'd been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa

and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that's cool.

we're two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we're onto somethin great here i just know it.

[godbirdart]

update: ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS DREW VENTI TO GO WITH MY GENSHIN GRANDPA I'M —

WHO DID THIS

[godbirdart]

i am retaliating i NEED to know who did this

[godbirdart]

JOJO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[naomisart]

OMG HI! I’m your neighbour!!! I drew the Venti!! My friend just messaged this post — I’m so overwhelmed! Please feel free to message me I would love to meet up sometime!!

[godbirdart]

YOU!!!!!!

see, i was joking with my friends. saying “what if my neighbour[s] find me through my post on tumblr.” and foolish me said “nah, that’s crazy. tumblr is vast. and i barely tagged the post. what are the chances that they’d ever see it!!”

and then apollo one-hit ko’ed me with that dodgeball of prophecy

ʸᵉˢ ᶦ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉ

[shovel-shitposts]

this made me smile

[tunapesto]

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TRANS CYNO HUDJSHDB

[hukiolukio]

that one single friend...

[lotus-pear]

custody battle over scaramouche after sumeru archon quest—spoiler venti wins 👀

[tiniloaf]

cynonari sfw week day 2: trust

[liz-aster]

my first cynonari art is a shitpost. nice.

[harperhug]

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

[shovel-shitposts]

AAAAAAAAAAAA THE TIPPY TAP TAPS

[asleep-and-afraid]

[shovel-shitposts]

i love this meme

[zephyrine-gale]

scarameow

[daily-kazuha]

[shovel-shitposts]

Kazuha's reaction is so real hello

[shovel-shitposts]

Hi, today, I offer you my very first hkz fanart that was the goofiest thing ever

Tomorrow? I don't know

[aro-who-reads]

Saw this very aro t-shirt in the shop

[aeroplaneblues]

Positive Reinforcement 🍃

The joke is that alhaitham will do the stupid grand scribe job even if he hates it only because nahida asked him to stay by her side. He is a walking mystery but you can also read him like a book.

[trustyalt]

bnuuy

[shovel-shitposts]

Syvleon!!

[shovel-shitposts]

Oh my god you all I just had the most random dream ever in which Venti was Cinderella and Childe was the prince, with Hu Tao as one of the stepsisters

I wish I could tell you all more about it but I woke up before I could finish the dream :')

Anyway chiven seems like it does have some potential though,,,, (funny since I hc Venti as aroace)

[the-alchemistake]

Tighnari saw a traumatized kid with PTSD and chronic illness and said here's a job, housing, food, medicine and training for you. Welcome aboard. You're gonna get the lightest works only because we care about your health. What a chad.

[shovel-shitposts]

This is why I love him, he's a chad fr