Depressing things I’ve heard Gen Z kids say
As written by a Gen Z kid
I don’t even care anymore
How many jobs do you think I can get on a middle school education
Fuck the school
I’m just going to be homeless when I’m older
I’ll never find a job
What if I don’t get into college
I can’t wait until we go up to the high school and get out of this hell hole
What if I’m accidentally outed
I’m running on anxiety and spite
Presenting gives me anxiety
I actually cried over this last night
Some days I don’t want to exist at all
I’m going to go home and cry
I’m going to go bald at 14 from stress
Somebody just stab me
Generation Z kids are here, and we are very, very afraid for our futures.
• honestly i’m just gonna die before i get my assignments done
• good future? who is she? never heard of her.
• (in response to the question “what’s your dream job?”) professional dead person 🤙
“I hope I turn into a blueberry, it means I don’t have to finish high school”
“how much does it cost to be dead for a living?”
“you know, i really didn’t think i’d make it this far in life but this body just keeps on tickin doesnt it??”
“im gonna die before finals. or die during finals. either’s good but id rather die before”
“she has my consent to kill me”
“i wish death upon me”
Teacher: “3 means tri. And that’s what you all need to do, you need to try. And 2 means di.” Like 5 different kids: “I want to die.”
“If I die, can I get an A on the test?”
gen z doesnt fear death, we embrace it
“Don’t worry, we’re all going to die. Hopefully, soon and painlessly.”
“What more does the world need to end? I’m ready for it to end. C'MON, WORLD!”
“You can always throw yourself in front of a car… A little painful, tho.”
“I give up.”
What’s your problem? “If I only had one problem I would be happy.”
There’s no way you’re having so many problems at your age. “Not only I have, but I can see the ones I’ll have when I’m your age.”
“I’m not in the mood for existing today.”
“I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY THE MATH CLASSROOM IS ON THE HIGHEST FLOOR!!!!” “Why’s it on the top floor?” “So we can jump out the window and die!”
“I hate myself” “You shouldn’t do that, but same”
“To quote our fabulous overlord Gerard Way, ‘When I grow up I want to be nothing at all’”
“So, who’s going to report the bully?” *cricket noises*
“What do you want to do today?” “Die.” “Well that’s a bit morbid, but I’ll see what I can do.”
“The years pass so quickly, I feel like I’m wasting away.”
“Please kill me now.”
“Well I’m sorry! I don’t have a life.”
*burst into tears when watching a video about global warming*
“Is… is school more important than your mental health?” “Listen if I get less than an A my mom will kill me.” “That doesn’t sound so bad, can I join?”
“So what’re you doing?” “Talking about dying.” “Cool.”
*female friend doesn’t know how birth works*
“Can I die now.”
“fUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT. (teacher) can go fuck themself I don’t even care anymore (comes from an A student)”
I’ve been in eighth grade for only a few hours and I already hate it
For reference, I said this on my first day of eighth grade after witnessing a group of boys dare another boy to lick soy sauce off the ground for five dollars(we never did figure out why it was there) while waiting two be let into our second class, and then lower that to $2.50 after he didn't swallow it. Mood of the day: "Boys are stupid, everything is stupid, I've been in eighth grade for only a few hours and I already hate it."
