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Guys, guys, guys, guys!

Fandom retirement homes!

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Do you guys think that when we get old, that the retirement homes are going to be lit. Like half of the homes are for those who enjoy a good book or movie. And the other half are for the gamers. Like I imagine that there are going to be those of us who decide to stick to the games and consoles that we know and love, and just replay beloved games. While there will be others who will keep up on the lastest hot game, and popular consoles.

Imagine:

Grandkid comes to visit their grandparent(s): Grandma/Grandpa, I can't beat this boss. Can you help me.

Us: Alright, watch carefully, Timmy. I'ma snatch this boss' wig. *Yelling at the game* Catch these hands! What, you want a piece of me? Get sauced!

(After beating the boss) You can't handle the truth! *Does a little dance* Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh, Nuh Nuh, Nuh Nuh, can't touch this!

Grandkid who by this point is used to our strange words and mannerisms, still has no idea what any of it means. Instead, asks if we've taken our medicine that day.

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Do you know what they should do on Master Chef? Just for one episode, for one challenge, they should invite Uncle Roger to be the guest judge.

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Avengers remake/parody. Only, all of the characters are played by Goofy.

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Never, ever, fart in the shower. The heat of the water will heat up the methane in the fart, and cause the smell to be 10 times worse than it normally would have been.

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What if, a few years after the end of "Lord of The Rings: The Return of The King", the Valar decided to move Mordor. To break it off-along where the ground had collapsed outside of the Black Gates-of the main continent and moved it out to the middle of the ocean. And the Valar knew that humans were going to need help. They knew that we were going to screw it up eventually. So they chose their most loyal, their most hard working, their best Istari, to be reincarnated again and again. To help wherever they could, to keep the peace, to keep the balance. And who should they choose, but Gandalf The White. And Gandalf became, The Avatar.