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Watching the 2025 Remount, and I think Debbie kissed Alice since they both have blue shit dribbling down their mouths

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If I ever have reason to believe that I’ll end up with a child, I’ll take some classes in parent

[tillydouspart]

naturally lucky

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Having a mental break dance

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I go on Tumblr for two seconds and I see an ominous shadow pass behind me where I KNOW there's no one there fuck me why can't I haunt this house

[corpse-toy]

all things considered i'm doing quite well for a living corpse

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A little political mayhaps, but if i were forced out of my home country due to war then id want to go back the moment its safe

[wizardarchetypes]

getting my labs done today i was thinking about years ago when i went to the doctor and i was like 'i've been to another doctor already but he wouldn't listen to me. something's wrong. i've never been this tired in all my life. i know i'm in college and i know i have depression but this is different. please you have to try something.'

so the doctor (back then) ordered labs and it turned out my vitamin d level was like 5 or 7 and i've never seen a doctor so elated about lab results in my entire life. she said, 'it's never. vitamin d. but it is this time. we can fix this. you're going to feel better.'

she was literally like

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you ever save a pin purely for the comment section?

[rabdoidal]

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

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You ever just come across someone in a hall and start singing Bohemian Rapsody with them for no reason?

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A dream used different pronouns for me and that’s how I found out I was trans

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Call it Silicone Valley cause they took it and put it in Beverly’s Hills

[luwha]

May god bless the emperor (we were watching a guy learning how to build a pc from scratch to have more gaming power)

[lucitumb1r]

Modern Odysseus AU!

Athena: So you know how I’ve been funding your political campaign with my dad’s money?

Oddy: Yeah? Is this about tarnishing Priam? Cause again, I like to keep things clean in politics.

Athena: Yeah I get that, you have honour and all, but if you don’t my dad’s threatening with supporting Deiphobus’s carrier, get him into campaigning and pulling your funding.

Oddy: You threaten my funding all the time, I’m not afraid of your dad.

Athena: Are you afraid for your son?

Oddy: Duly noted.

[pukicho]

Whenever I say some cool crazy shit the most normal guy on the planet goes “is he high?”

No I am not. The black mold may contribute to certain behaviors.

[pixel-pomme]

Ok J.K. Rowling

[pukicho]

The black mold contributes to brain fog and respiratory problems, being a transphobe comes from within. Do not blame the black mold for her behavior.

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dang, the black mold don't want her eihter

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The entitlement some people feel for getting praised by doing or knowing completely normal things is batshit crazy to me