so accurate
Too real.
Stranger Things
todays bird

pixel skylines
Cosimo Galluzzi
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

izzy's playlists!

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
sheepfilms
almost home
Monterey Bay Aquarium
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin

titsay
NASA
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@showorchid
so accurate
Too real.
this kitten meows while she eats and it’s the funniest and cutest thing ever
Omm nom nomm nomm nom.
Men don’t age better than women, they’re just allowed to age.
Carrie Fisher (via scullyscrunchie)
Truue trueeeeeee
(via natty-cat)
This Company Makes Exact Plush Toy Copies Of Your Pets
The Cuddle Clones toy company makes custom plush-toy replicas of pets from photos sent in by their clients. The company’s founder, Jennifer Graham, came up with the idea for custom plushies when hanging out with her Great Dane, Rufus. When he passed away in 2009, she finally created a stuffed-animal replica, and now other users have also started memorializing their pets with Cuddle Clones. Of course, two heads are better than one – you can get a plushie if your pet is perfectly healthy as well.
(via bored panda)
I’ve reblogged this once and I’ll do it again.
Binary gendered language is one of those things that often goes unnoticed even at churches that are trying to be LGBTQ inclusive. Breaking the binary is a simple change that can make a difference.
How might you incorporate this language into your prayers, sermons, and church activities?
(Source: Latina Rebel)
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Love everything about this!
My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.
Update: he is part way through one leg and regretting his decision. I got him to switch from his men’s razor to my woman razor (his is for face shaving) and it’s going slightly better.
He is hating shaving his legs. HATING it.
Update:
My husband from the shower: how many notes does your post have?
Me: roughly one for every YEAR you have been in that shower!
Update:
BEFORE:
AFTER:
He says it was ridiculous and he can’t imagine having to do it again in a few days time, it’s much harder than shaving his face (he had previously claimed they would be abut the same). He says he feels he has learned a lesson!
Edit: He also pulled a muscle while shaving his legs! He said it was like exercise. “Yoga in the shower with razors” indeed!
Update: he has been rubbing his legs together in bed for ten minutes.
Patina galore #masonandsmith #patina #shoeshine #shoes
I do not have to earn food. By nature of existing, I deserve food.
Live your life no matter your size, stop waiting to be the perfect size to live your life. Life is not a dress rehearsal you got one shot, get it done and live regardless of your size.
How to Look After Your Puppy
[Inspired by pantherkitti’s note on Fetlife. But tailored toward the puppy’s, not the kittens, since we needs lovin’ too.]
1. Run your fingers through their hair. Include nails, gently, along the scalp.
2. Petting. Remember petting. Take your time. Turn it into a massage.
3. Collars, bracelets, pretty presents with a mark of your ownership should be presented when they are being good.
4. Offer chocolate, and tea, whenever they bake up a batch of frownies.
5. A big cushion, or lots of little cushions in a nest, makes a great resting place for your pup.
6. A bowl full of their favourite candy will remove any grumpus.
7. Angry pups have one default “reset” button… treats. Now, you just have to coax your pup out to give them the treat…
8. Call them pet names, because they like to be reminded they are yours.
9. Whenever you pass by them, give them a scritch behind the ears before moving on.
10. Treat your puppy to their favourite drink. Chocolate milk, warm tea, flavoured water; put it in their favourite bowl.
11. Training is good, treats are better. Reward your puppy any time they do something good.
12. Regular walkies, even just inside the house, make your puppy happy. A happy pup is a loyal pup.
13. Chew toys in their favourite colour are a guaranteed way to make them happy.
14. Add pretty charms to their collar. For rewards, for fun, for no reason at all.
15. Play fetch! Throw their favourite toys for added fun.
16. Wrap things up, watch their face light up as you tell them they can open it… with their mouths.
17. Remember which stuffed toys, chew toys, and books are their favourite. Set up a den filled with these things and a bowl of their favourite candy.
18. Scritches. Tummy, back, ears, all over.
19. When you see them yawn, it’s time to pull out the comfy blanket.
20. Take time to listen to your puppy, find out their favourite places so you can take them whenever they’re sad.
21. A car ride where they can stick their head out the window will always, always make everything better.
22. Biting, growling, scratching; during play or sex, is a way of them saying they approve. You’re liked.
23. A large collection of chew toys within reach, at all times, is essential.
24. Lots of kisses, over faces, noses, paws, always important.
25. Take them out on coffee dates, order their favourite drink. Sit and people watch.
26. PLAY FIGHTS!
27. Gnawing on you is their way of letting you know they’re happy. Let the chewing happen.
28. Pamper. Bathe your puppy, swaddle them in blankets, put on their favourite film.
29. Get them to bark their answers, as much as possible.
30. Let puppy choose where they want to fall asleep. Whether it’s at your feet, or snuggled in your arms. Their choice will make them happiest.
yes,Yes & YES!! Wrufffs =D
excuseyoumister yessir-damian
*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad
When you try to take a selfie of your really excellent eye makeup job but you accidentally use the video button you get this awkward loop. #houseoflashes
This my new Sweetheart Alarm Clock by Sonic Boom with bed shaker. Anyone who knows me intimately knows that as a heavy sleeper who has partial hearing loss getting me up to an alarm in the morning is very difficult. I have been known to sleep through hours of different alarms. I hope this one is the one that will serve me well. The pink color and rainbow numbers appeal to my 5-year old girl aesthetic but I am hoping that the extra loud and pillow shaking is enough to wake me. (And not just my poor roommates) ! Here's to trying new solutions and setting up a back up alarm just in case.!
I just feel like this cat I am cat sitting this weekend is trying to tell me something... But what could it be? #gaycat
Kozyndan
“Hunters”
http://www.kozyndan.com/
Because cats & sharks.
Yes!