All my favorite characters are dead

Hello all! My name is Victoria and I'm in my second year of college. I'm a Christian (and that's important) but I absolutely won't judge you or be a jerk about it if you aren't. I'm studying chemistry, and tend to be a bit of a nerd when it comes to cool science. I'm into fishing, reading, occasional horseback riding, homework, lying in bed, eating, and crying over fictional characters. Feel free to talk to me anytime about anything.

[pottersir]

but how am i supposed to protect my future children from harry potter spoilers

[kelseyuum]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE 

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

[tastefullyoffensive]

[best-of-memes]

[liddy-tiddies]

I love Ron so much

[bloglikeanegyptian]

a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

then when you’ve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble you’re in for the second 

[twerks4dean-blog]

[mishasminions]

I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS

[lightningpotters]

shoutout to george, fred, and especially ron weasley for realizing that harry was stuck in abusive and unhealthy household and, in spite of the massive trouble they knew they could get in, taking immediate steps to personally see him removed from that environment, something no adult in harry’s life did.

[astronomerinprogress]

How to Solve a Physics Problem

[heartbeats-becoming-slow]

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST ON THIS WEBSITE.

[navigatingcollege]

I HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION TO THIS POST

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[deathnoteforcutie]

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

…wow wtf

[nue-deactivated20130114]

i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not

[buckbuchananbarnes]

[kamilanoranetik-deactivated2018]

[voidstepping]

Kamila Noranetik

[2000ish]

[icanhelpyouthere]

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

[icanhelpyouthere]

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

[green-tea-and-baby-carrots]

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

[awwww-cute]

[treehouseofhorror-deactivated20]