@thebestd0rk on ao3

^w^ side blog, consider us mutuals in spirit

[piercethecrux]

i love neville longbottom so much i want to eat him

[flutterbvnny]

(flirting) i don't think i'd be able to fight you off if you decided to do something bad to me

[piercethecrux]

when i’m in the mood for a specific kind of fic but i can’t find any that meet the requirements so i just give up

[piercethecrux]

when the fic has a toxic couple fighting/breaking up, making up/getting back together, and treating each other terribly every single chapter so i genuinely know im home

[piercethecrux]

when i find the tumblr of the author of the unfinished fic that im obsessed with and they have nothing on their blog that suggests they’re going to update soon so i just have to suffer</3

[neganspuppy-deactivated20260225]

Thinking about trucker negan picking up runaway teen Carl in his sleezy truck mhm mhm

[eroticslaughter]

While y'all celebrate Christmas with your fucking family I'll be reading cegan rape until my eyes fucking bleed. We are not the fucking same. try being a kind hearted beautiful angel well adjusted citizen for a day. fucking try it. My collars blue but my neck is red. Yeah enjoy your Christmas presents while I'm on shift.

[yamikawaii-doll]

🩷 Whenever I feel bad and pathetic, I remember that some profiction antis act like parents neglecting their kids is normal as an argument against fictional dark content and I automatically feel better.

"A child with unrestricted internet access can see darkship content causing them to be groomed so it's should not exist!" Nope, it's not the darkship creator's fault that child is being neglected leading to them being groomed, it's their parents fault.

[doecest]

I was that child with unrestricted access to internet, the neglicted child.

This argument (the anti's argument) is fucking bullshit. As a child whose father was absent and whose mother never talked to me, as a child whose parents never taught them anything, I still learnt that all of these things are bad thanks to school, thanks to stories, and thanks to the evil icky content meant to "groom" me.

Children arent fucking stupid. An 8 years old should already know rape is bad, that no means no, that incest leads to toxic relationships, etc. An 8 years old should already know fiction and reality are two different worlds. And if the child doesn't know, their parents and school failed them. It's not up to the fanfiction authors or to the game developpers or to anyone to babysit a child. It's up to their parents to lock the fuck in and keep their children away from NSFW spaces.

[piercethecrux]

college is NOT how fanfic told me it would be

[piercethecrux]

unfortunately my guilty pleasure fics r the jjk x reader college aus where you’re just in a mutually toxic situationship for the entire fic

[pro-sipper]

Hi friends! Today we're learning about ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: fiction! :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

Fiction is any kind of story that's make believe! It's like playing pretend

Playing pretend is fun, isn't it? Why don't we all play pretend together? Let's say "1, 2, 3 - Pretend!" Ready?

1, 2, 3 - Pretend!

Yay! Now we can be whatever we want to be! Like a princess, or a pirate, or a spoOoOoky ghost!

Ha! Wasn't that silly? Sometimes, even things that might scare us in real life - like a spoOoOoky ghost - can be fun when we know it's not real!

Now, when we play pretend, we use something called our +:｡.｡ imaginations! ｡.｡:+

Your imagination is the part of your brain that makes up all the fictional stories for playing pretend! When you use your imagination, you can put your pretend characters in pretend situations!

Special Announcement!

Always remember! Pretend characters don't have feelings, but real people do! Always treat real people with kindness, no matter what fresh hell you enjoy putting your characters through!

I had a great time learning with you today!

Bye bye friends!

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[eroticslaughter]

[piercethecrux]

i love cegan so much i close my eyes and all i see is them

[piercethecrux]

i love toxic fics oh my god i’m itching to read about the absolute worst relationship somebodies twisted brain could muster

[smsfest]

The SMS fic collection is here!

Social Media September has ended, and now is the time to celebrate! We have six awesome fics in the collection with a couple more coming in.

There are still a bunch of unclaimed prompts, so if you want to claim one and submit to the collection, please do so! Just because it's no longer September doesn't mean our love of social media fic has diminished 😌

You can find the collection here: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/SMSfest

And without further ado, here are the fics! <3

Harry's Ruby by @flowersdaydreamlol

All of Harry's friends are in a relationship. So, feeling very lonely, he downloads a dating app to find his own lover. There, he finds his Ruby. After three months of the funniest and cutest exchanges, Harry finally asks him to meet in real life. The one showing up, however, looks nothing like their photos...

Boy Who Lived (2025) by @curioushabitforarivergod

Harry Potter ✓ @harryj.potter  ·  3h

My new album Boy Who Lived is finally out! Stream it on Spotify or Apple Music. #harrypotter #BWL

https://harrypott…. 

LinkedIn is (not) the place to flirt by @l-archiduchesse

“Let Dumbledore know that Tom Riddle, CEO of Morsmordre, came to make him an offer of five million pounds to buy his company.” At that amount, Harry choked on his saliva. He was pretty sure that their little company wasn’t worth so much. The man didn’t seem phased by his reaction and continued as if nothing had happened. “He also came to offer a date to his lovely secretary,” he added, his eyes hooded and looking hungry.

Harry’s hand trembled around his pen, and he felt himself becoming terribly red.

“I…” he stammered. “I- Yeah !” he exclaimed loudly, too enthusiastic. He winced immediately and levelled his tone. This seemed to amuse Riddle. “I mean, yes, I’d like that.”

Riddle nodded, looking very pleased by Harry’s agreement. He then opened his blazer and retrieved a small business card. He handed it to Harry, who took it clumsily and dropped it by accident on his desk. He chuckled nervously and looked up at Riddle, who was smiling patiently at him.

“Add me on LinkedIn, then,” he said smoothly, and Harry nodded stupidly.

This is only when Riddle disappeared into the lift – and after ogling shamelessly his ass – that he frowned, thinking that planning a date on LinkedIn was very weird.

r/tomarry4L by thebestdork ( @piercethecrux )

One Reddit thread causes Tom and Harry to fall victim to online shipping/fandom culture

GONE WILD by @aitafrog and @known-concepts

Tom finds his monotonous routine disrupted when he runs into an unlikely face in the worst place possible.

Or: The prevalence of online porn has dire consequences.

ghosts bearing love by @curioushabitforarivergod

How did no one ever realise, she wonders, the suffering so obviously written into every part of her?

Or; Vee, now twenty-one, reunites with Harry. Every trans story deserves a happy ending.

[piercethecrux]

^w^

[piercethecrux]

i love domesticity in fics sm

strangers who play house after spending a night together?? automatic read.

a girl forced to be a housewife?????? rereading ten times.

babysitter who the single father treats like a wife while she’s oblivious to it???????????? give me ten rn