bishrexual

she/her /// 12 y/o boy in the body of a 60 y/o woman

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[manfuckyopride]

[clickholeofficial]

We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[omegaverse]

scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

[izzetheking]

cascada every time we couch lyrics

everytime we touchi hit the ceiling

everytime we kiss i sleep on the floor

i can feel the lawn mowedgrass

i need to go to class

i need to climbed a rock

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[endofeva1997]

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

[endofeva1997]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

[otherpens]

is it florence welch

[frolicious]

[mcavoy]

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

[flowerinaflame]

[puyopuyo]

you KNOW we scavenging the sea floor for nutrients

[memescog]

[fiji-water-official]

[blackpyrefly]

kafkaesque = anything with a bug in it

[blackpyrefly]

really kafkaesque sandwich i had this morning

[pochowek]

[weeb-potato]

[fourfangedoffense]

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION PRIDE FLAG

Pride flag for when your dick doesnt work!