Why Is There Silverware In The Pancake Drawer?

[chaz]

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

[lagunavibe]

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[plantinghuman]

Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.

Source: apartmenttherapy.com

[karolinaone]

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[labella-instagram]

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shreya-jain]

[cheese-pizza-is-real-pizza]

Family: "why is your sleep schedule so messed up?"

Me:

[risperdal-doll]

[thecarolinebelle]

Cause of Death: Cara Delevingne wearing tails and chewing a toothpick at the Royal Wedding. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

CAN SHE MARRY ME

[fuks]

[pavelow]

This isn’t even satire anymore

[awovoxo]

[softwaring]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdoKm1gKc7

[bunjywunjy]

your horses are very majestic

[layingdownsomebatfeets-deactiva]

Guinea pigs being given strips of carrot than dramatically running off in slo mo…is a good aesthetique.

[ufowiki-deactivated20200824]

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

[wildbillnye]

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

[cocksmasher69]

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

[celtyradfem]

Every line had me screaming

[thegirlwiththesnakestattoo-blog]

💣💣💣

[mentakill]

[thickneyspears-deactivated20181]

[dinosaurseatyourpeas]

[broodingsoul]

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

She went in and didn’t hold back anything she just straight up murdered every bit of him

[sodomymcscurvylegs]