IHATESHRIMP

watch me pretend to be a shrimp but I'm just projecting onto him and thats the whole account

[shrimp-sh1t]

“I HATE TUMBLR!! I HATE THIS BLOG!! I HATE YOU!!"

Last updated: may 7 2026

(run by @s0ulv3ster / @hunni-beeee )

RULES:

★) DNI!

Play nice! Don't be racist, homophobic transphobic ect. Have some common sense! You can still call shrimpo names tho, that's funny and encouraged.

★) NSFW BOUNDARYS!

I don't care too much, be suggestive but don't wank in my asks please

★) SHIPS!

I don't care, ship whateverdafuck. There is a semi cannon ship in this blog but I will play into your dumb fantasies if you ask.

★) OCs

I'm fine with them! I'd also like to draw them interacting with shrimpo so include a photo or a link that shows me what they look like, or don't. I can't make you.

★) OTHER!

I'm projecting onto Shrimpo in this blog, he WILL mostly be ooc but still Shrimpo. Cannon non-compliant if you will.

Also this means this isn't necessarily a "roleplay account" though it's mostly treated as such

When I AM in character I will be a bully, or at the very least not nice. I know where to draw the line usually but you can always tell me to stop or just block me.

[shrimp-sh1t]

blime would want me to pass my exams

well blue would atleast.

[realjulicat1203]

idiots

[shrimp-sh1t]

DAD INSULTED MEE!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

what an arse.

disown him

[shrimp-sh1t]

what u think of the finn toon of the week

BOOOOO!!! i'm better for it.

[shrimp-sh1t]

hows it going for ya?

i started drinking again

[shrimp-sh1t]

hey, shampoo, remember my brick joke? well, I have a better one this time, here goes;

why don’t shrimp share? because they’re shellfish

eh?? ehh?? I think this one is more up your alley

"you're not Finn, get back in line Looey."

[shrimp-sh1t]

My ass is BLIND. I DONT HAVE 800 BUCKS FOR GLASSES I HATE SHITTY HEALTHCARE AND I HATE CLASSES.

FUUUUUUCK.

[shrimp-sh1t]

Ive never had shrimps that weren't already prepared

Well FUCK YOU you pretentious asshole. I hope you actually get shrimps with the shit sacks in them but don't realize so you can EAT SHIT.

[shrimp-sh1t]

I really hate taking out the shit sacks while eating shrimp. I wish we had the pre-prepared ones.

[shrimp-sh1t]

shrimpo goes to a shitty ass school pt 2 lolo

[kosmogrl]

[shrimp-sh1t]

[shrimp-sh1t]

This blog still active?

Yeah. Amin reasons I don't post: Exams are coming and I just don't get that many asks

[astro-of-the-stars]

astro are you good mate

“Yuh”

(4/10)

(6/10)

[shrimp-sh1t]

I want what he's on.

[spr0ut-s33d1y]

…I don’t think you’d want magical anon weed from a complete stranger-

[shrimp-sh1t]

I mean, shiit, they gave me some and I feel greeeeeaaat.

[spr0ut-s33d1y]

Shrimpo oh my god why are you smoking weed from literal strangers.

what happened to stranger danger

[shrimp-sh1t]

You can’t talk- wait Sam? I thought I heard-..

Didn’t think I was thattt.. mn whatever I wasn’t featured in a fuckgin… uh.. one of those video… episode

[spr0ut-s33d1y]

IM NOT SAM?????

[shrimp-sh1t]

YOU ARE THO LOOK AT YOU

[shrimp-sh1t]

Why do you hate everything?

Everything sucksss.. 'nd..

[astro-of-the-stars]

astro are you good mate

“Yuh”

(4/10)

(6/10)

[shrimp-sh1t]

I want what he's on.

[spr0ut-s33d1y]

…I don’t think you’d want magical anon weed from a complete stranger-

[shrimp-sh1t]

I mean, shiit, they gave me some and I feel greeeeeaaat.

[spr0ut-s33d1y]

Shrimpo oh my god why are you smoking weed from literal strangers.

what happened to stranger danger

[shrimp-sh1t]

You can’t talk- wait Sam? I thought I heard-..

Didn’t think I was thattt.. mn whatever I wasn’t featured in a fuckgin… uh.. one of those video… episode