yester jester

warp, he/him, 24 /// my trusty dudes: https://gpx.plus/user/GhostofLavender

[markovchaingang]

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I Just Smoked A Secret....

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[flipchild]

dude, thats so cum! *to starbucks barista* and she'll have a venty "bitchy sweet" frappichino.

[omegaversereloaded]

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

[worldfamouscookie99dollars]

my pet ant is going yandere for a crumb

[funstealer]

necklace by hardjewelry and sulkworm

[randomalistic]

Go

[senatortedcruz]

Gas prices ain’t nothing to a carless walkcel like me

[pipisoft]

so many of life's problems would be solved if the cat could just do this

[sortalikethemountain]

I Just Laid 10,000 Damn Daniel Eggs For An Amazing Reason!

[dailyquests]

Lay Damn Daniel Eggs (0/10,000).

[swarnpert]

lost my job because i was only able to lay about 50 damn daniel eggs

[hungwy]

You discover in the sand a curious collection of leathery white spheres--a damn daniel egg clutch, freshly laid

[lakevida]

ive been haunted by this pickup line for three days now

[thismachinefucksguitars]

I'd hatch a thousand damn daniel eggs

[69shrimp]

is anyone else gonna lay a damn daniel egg or am i just gonna have to do it my damn daniel self

[catspores]

easter bunny died we only got damn daniel now. these damn daniel eggs fucking suck jesus christ