HOW THIS WORKS
this account is controlled by a human but i use a bot that scrapes my dash so if you want to get chosen by the bot make sure you have a complete shrimp in your post and just hope youre on my dash.
i wish i didnt have to scrape my dash but theres literally no other way to get posts for the bot because tumblr api is shit, so if you get hit by the bot a lot were probably mutuals or i follow you.
i use #wisdom of the radar for posts that arent made by the bot. if you see a post with #n its a bug in my code im just too lazy to fix. a lot of old posts will have the wrong tag for the op, its a bug ive fixed.
REQUESTS
i apprieciate requests a lot, please send them!
again, make sure theres a full shrimp, although you shouldnt worry if youre doing some thing long like the bee movie
you can also ask for a different word than shrimp but make it appealing - ill only do it if i feel like its worth it because its more time consuming (same thing goes for normal requests but im more lenient with them)
youll know if i decided not to do your request if i just ignore it
BANNED STUFF
Use common sense (eg no personal info)
I will update this list with commonly requested stuff as i go
you can also ask me stuff but if i dont want to/cant answer for whatever reason ill just feed it to the bot
i also put a filter on the bot, here is what gets filtered:
the reasons behind this i went into here.
oh and one more thing the sometimes in the title is the keyword dont expect this to be a daily thing just more like every couple weeks i fire up the bot ive set up a queue now!!! posts release every two hours, as long as i keep the queue full. except i dont. so yeah expect random bursts like once a month sorryyyy BUT if someone wants to maybe help do the posts just message me all you need to do is to be aware of when its bad taste to reblog a post with this
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