perhaps vampires is a bit strong but...

music junkie and happiness seaker. have a good day!😀

[setheverman]

my brain after i 100% locked the door:

[ellhan783]

this is exactly how this scene went

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

presenting the safest kittens in the world

[thecatladyy-deactivated20190322]

Oh dear god

[corgisandboobs]

St. Bernards are not real. They can’t be.

[ayellowbirds]

they could all comfortably ride on top of that dog’s head

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I WILL PROTEC THESE WEIRD DOGS

THEY ARE MY CHILDREN”

[babyanimalgifs]

[angelxbabes]

hey look it’s me

[monsieurturner]

”(…) There’s an ethereal, almost gravity-defying quality about the man himself, twisting in his chair, floating in his thoughts. Turner exhibits a sort of double jointed-ness of both body and mind, as if he might metamorphose into a puff of smoke or ring-tailed lemur should the notion occur to him. A kind of human slinky, he looks like he could turn around inside his Highly Evolved T-shirt without taking it off or even touching the sides, and with his wavy hair and big brown horse eyes, it would be churlish to deny that he is a creature of beauty.”

Happy Birthday, Alex!

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[aaronexplainsitall]

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

[awwww-cute]

[themightyif-deactivated20161012]

[animatedamerican]

… brb making a playlist called Weird Songs From The Nineteen Hundreds

[gayclair-deactivated20180310]

y'all ever hear a song and just. immediately adopt it into your aesthetic and self like “oh this,, this is me now,,, my whole identity,, is this song”

[cryptid-quartz-deactivated20181]

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

[seelcudoom]

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

[prokopetz]

It gets worse:

Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[sarroora]

This is what I want all 2018 posts to be like. Wholesome and protected.

[eggco]

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat Circles, the amazing phenomenon in which a cat will deliberately sit in a circle on the floor.

Photos via Reddit

[toopunktofuck]

that last cat looks sick

[tackled]