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[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)

[21st-century-minutiae]

The first pair of images are an absurd parody of extreme jealousy often portrayed in early twenty-first century romance novels. It is a common trope for extreme, violent, possessive jealousy to be conflated with extreme passion and love in fictional settings. The idea of being jealous of a newborn baby is outright absurd to the rational mind, but is something that may happen when an individual is deeply unwell or lacks any sense of emotional regularity in the slightest. The original pictures and captions amplify the trope to the point of absurdity, to draw attention to the strangeness of the trope itself.

The tag is a form of referential humor. In the early twenty-first century, there were a series of baffling "moral questions" posing absurd hypotheticals to "atheists" about a "christian baby" in various strange situations. They were presented as if they were some gotcha moral question. The most famous of which was asking "atheists" to imagine they were a baseball player at bat about to win the game, when the pitcher throws a "christian baby" instead of the ball, the choice being to either kill the baby and win the game or to not swing the bat and allow the baby to live.

These questions were completely absurd at the time, and posted anonymously. There were a large number, they were extremely specific, were internally inconsistent, were accusatory in tone, and had no baring on any possible real life scenario. Nobody could determine if they were very strange jokes/parodies of other "moral quandaries" or if they were presented earnestly, which added to its spread of the meme. The concept of a theist having strange ideas about ethical frameworks and atheists did exist beforehand, and absurd, impossible hypotheticals posed as "gotcha questions" to supposedly prove the immorality or hypocrisy of atheism were known. But the "christian baby" questions were so ridiculous they became famous as a meme.

So, the tag imagines one ridiculous scenario involving defenestration of a baby, and combines it with another unrelated, famous, ridiculous scenario of a thrown baby, to form a joke of referential humor.

Most people in the early twenty-first century would not be familiar with the reference, but those who would see the above post would be likely to understand it.

[madnessofmen]

60 is not old

[madnessofmen]

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[rosettyller]

Behind the scenes of PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 16997 days 20 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[amazoogle]

Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk

[chromatographic]

look i reblogged this because this piece FUCKS but then

then I looked in the notes and y’know.

some people seems confused.

Why a shopping cart with stained glass? 

or This would be cool to shop with

or something about religion and NO

NO

THIS. Is about HOMES.

That style stained glass? Those diamonds? They speak to me, and they say “Townhouse”. and FANCY townhouse, at that. They say “City home, old home, a home that is RICH, a shelter from the storm and a safe place for a family”.

But on! a! shopping cart!

That evokes - to me - Homelessness.

The person on the street who had no other choice but to steal the best cart they could from a store’s corral just to have a way to transport the meager belongings that are all they fucking have in this world. And it’s NOT a home or a safe place or a shelter but it’s all you fucking have!

And this piece goes and puts them fucking together! AND NAMES IT.

Yeah this is fucking ART.

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[tramampoline]

Favourite jokes

Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog

Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects

Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects

Bad puns in TV episode titles

[tramampoline]

26 thousand notes later and i just now remember the most important one which is

misused sports terminology

he held the whole golf in his hand and swung

[nondelphic]

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[fluff-e-boy]

I’m already deeply normal about @pangur-and-grim ‘s upcoming book Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[cure-icy-writes]

the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals

thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that

thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately