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[ultimatemisfortune]

I Tried To Make a Foodfight Joke But None Came To Mind [open starter]

Dandu walked into the kitchen as if he owned the place, the thought of food on his mind and nothing else. He just wasn’t going to be eating any honey.

"fucking honey, I swear to god, the bear is insane." He mumbled to himself, rifling through the contents of the cabinets and things in search of something to sate his hunger.

As he crafted what he believed to be the perfect sandwich (read: bread, meat, cheese, meat, meat, some mayo, more meat, bread.) he heard someone enter the kitchen behind him. He craned his neck to get a view of who entered, remaining silent but nodding, acknowledging the person’s presence.

[shslacapellasatan]

Without a second thought, Kimmy decided she was going to get something to eat. Man...watching someone die really makes a girl hungry, not what she thought watching someone die would feel like. When they said something about feeling empty and hollow, she didn't think it had meant hunger. Hell, she was so hungry she'd even eat the jar of insane bee girl honey!

And that's when she saw him. That fucking asshole from the trial room. This could only end oh...oh so /WELL/. With an evil smirk, she walked up to him and tapped his shoulder. 

"Hello there~ What are you making today, huh asshole? A sandwich? Why, don't mind if I do~"

In a quick movement, she attempted to take his sandwich.

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Honey...Why The Fuck Would You Ruin Honey For Me? [OPEN REACTION STARTER]

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  "Mmmm….Yeah, effed up’s an understatement. And I guess she was pretty crazy, eh? Demon bees and everything, y’know. I’ve heard of weird yokai, but never bees."

The small laugh that followed their sentence was forced, and painfully obviously so. What were they doing, standing next to a cold liar and laughing about someone’s death? With one hand Harue held their hat, the other running through their red hair as they glanced at Kimmy.

"Eh, by the way, sorry about suspecting you and everything before the trial. I guess you’re not half bad, evidence with-holding aside."

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Kimmy laughed her usual laugh...a high pitch "Ohohohoho". It wasn't exactly hurtful to the ears, honestly her voice was rather pleasant, but it was a little strange to hear.

"Now, I've got no idea what a yokai is, sweet cheeks, but I can sure tell ya that demon bees are /definitely/ something I never thought I'd hear! How insane could she have been!?"

With a smirk, Kimmy placed a hand on her hip. She honestly had no idea who they were, but they apologized...guess they weren't on her shit list anymore.

"Evidence-holding? Ohohohoho! Now now, It wasn't that bad~ At least we caught her, right? And it's fine, at least no harm to my beautiful face! Now...I think it's about time we've introduced ourselves, no? Kimmy Engel, Acapella Singer. Pleasure."

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Honey...Why The Fuck Would You Ruin Honey For Me? [OPEN REACTION STARTER]

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  Yuuna stood with a firm expression of sureness on her face. Indeed, Kanyume had killed Ellie, and those who committed murder without justice as their motivator deserved to die. She held one hand in the other and scuffed her mary janes on the floor in response to Kimmy.

"While I agree that the execution was particularly gruesome, I admit that it makes me feel…better about being here…more safe."

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Kimmy turned to look at the girl and- whoa...she definitely did not recognize this cutie from the trial. Coughing into her hand, Kimmy gave the girl one of her award winning smiles...and by award winning she could probably win something for acting from it.  

"Oh? Well, I'm glad to see a sweetie like you feel safe then~ After all...wouldn't want your pretty little face to get hurt, right sweet heart? C'mon now, I don't think I ever met you before! Ohohohohoho! What's your name? Mine's Kimmy, Kimmy Engel. Acapella Singer...maybe you've heard of me~?"

She posed, winking and giving a peace sign. It wasn't much, but it was the pose she was most known for...as boring as she found it.

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Honey...Why The Fuck Would You Ruin Honey For Me? [OPEN REACTION STARTER]

Kimmy watched the execution roll out in absolute horror. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK? Why honey? Why did they have to ruin /HONEY/ for her!? Well that was just great, now she couldn't look at honey the same. Oh, she would still eat it but man...it just wasn't the same.

Either way, she stared at everyone else, trying to keep her smirk and the mocking tone going strong. Her eyes were without tears, everything about her said "Hey, someone just died in front of me and I just didn't give two shits!"

"...So uh...that was some fucked up execution, eh? Ohohohoho! At least we don't have to live with that psycho now, huh? At least we can get out scotch free~"

[shslacapellasatan]

Blowing Out Old Flames [OPEN]

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  Did she notice her glance? It seems that she did, and that probably meant that she would have to answer back. She honestly just wanted to get out of the place.

"I am sorry, I didn’t want to disturb you, miss."

She frowned slightly, running her hands through her hair. Was she…happy about the death? She didn’t really want to judge or anything, in fact she strives for not judging, but…it seemed pretty cruel.

"Did you two have something together…?"

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Quickly, Kimmy switched her expression to seem a little less...uncaring. Instead, she tried to seem a little upset, even if the chance of it being bought by the other girl seemed slim.

"I...I knew her...yeah...s-she was...Ellie Spledida...I'm glad she's gone and no one had to deal with her...you know? She was...a terrible person...used to go to middle school with her...I...I could never forget her...and everything she did..."

She began to wipe her fake tears and sobbing into her hands....trying to fool the other girl into caring for her.

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Blowing Out Old Flames [OPEN]

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  Harue had settled for circling the room slowly, their eyes scanning all around for any details, anything to help solve this mystery. As they kept up their slow observant pace, they just heard the last bit of the girl’s musings as they passed.

With a chuckle they stopped, turning on heel to turn to face the venom she spat. Another chuckle, and they couldn’t help but grin while they replied.

"Nah, I don’t want much. Just some clues to help figure out who killed this girl, and maybe to tell you you’re awfully suspicious now. I mean, having a death wish out for someone’s not exactly very innocent-seeming. Then again, I don’t know you or her, so maybe I’m just making assumptions."

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In a second, Kimmy's obviously painless expression turned into mock sadness...her arms coming off her chest and hands clasped together almost as if she were begging the other.

"E-excuse me...? You think I did this...? Well I'll let you know now...I am glad she's dead...but if you knew her like I did you would too, alright...?"

And with that, she began to tear up, wiping them with a sad smile on her lips. The singer was no actress, but she tried everything she could to convince the other that she was in emotional pain over this conversation.

"Ellie Spledida was not a good person, you know...terrible...going to school with her way back when was a nightmare...I...I hate just the thought of it, honestly...p-please excuse me for a moment..."

Sniffling and wiping her eyes some more, she turned away from them like she was trying to compose herself from the sadness she was suddenly feeling.

"If you think it's me...so be it, sweetie...I'm just...you don't know the whole truth, hun..."

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Blowing Out Old Flames [OPEN]

The sight of the body...well as much as she wanted to say it bothered her, riled her up...she didn't care. It wasn't because of how the body had been treated, or the fact that someone died...honestly death of anyone else might've gotten at least some reaction from her, but all Kimmy could do now was stare at the dead girl smiling on the floor.

"Huh...good riddance, I guess. The bitch had it coming anyway! I didn't even know she was in this castle...oh well, least I didn't have to deal with her again." 

The singer crossed her arms over her chest and turned away from the body, removing the powdery substance from her boots from after she walked in. 

"...Even when she's fucking dead, she's still smiling...god what a freak..."

Looking around, she almost hoped no one heard her speak...though some were giving her strange looks.

"What the fuck do you want, hun? Can't you see a lady is in 'distress' here?"

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I Was A Princess, Even Without A Castle [DC2 OPEN]

Kimmy Engel walked out of her room without a second thought. She was far from afraid of a little murder at this point of her life. What point was there in being in what was supposedly a castle and not making it your own? Murder didn't matter, power did. Her heels clicked against the main hall's floor tiles, searching for the one and only room she needed: The Thrown Room. The golden doors quickly stood out to her...that had to be it. She pulled on the doors and smirked...until the door's refused to open, that is. She continued to pull until she fell backwards, looking around to make sure no one saw anything...oh, someone else was there. " Y-you...!? If you tell anyone about what happened...I'll...I'll murder you! Don't think I won't! After all a beauty such as myself has to escape and share herself with the world!"