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"H-hey I am German, not Japanese okay…!?" Oliver huffed out, crossing his arms when suddenly Junius offered to feed him.
"…"
Oh god dammit.
"…F…fine…"
"D'I look Asian t'ya? 'm African 'merican man, n' I learned it th' hard way m'self. ...But I'll teach ya on that every now n' then, aight? For now, just open yer mouth and we'll get this over with."
He took the chopsticks and picked up a sausage with little effort, poking Oliver's lips with it.
"Hhh- w-wait, I-i got this totally w-wait…god dammit—!"
Oliver, despite Junius even moving his fingers to make it easier, was failing horribly at grabbing the sausage, or anything at that matter, his hands was shaking at the unfamiliar hand gesture and movements he was to perform.
"Gh-! T-this sticks are faulty…! Y-yeah…!"
...A mechanic blaming his tools is a bad mechanic, as they say. Or maybe just he thought that, but he couldn't help but sigh and chuckle in mild amusement at the display.
"Aw, 's it really that hard? Come on, how 'bout I jus' feed ya or sumthin' so we don't spend th' rest of th' semester 'ere?"
Oliver opened his bento box, taking his chopsticks and tried to grab at his food but fuck- he wasn’t built for this.
"G-god dammit-!"
His face hit the table in what seemed annoyance and he stayed there, moping about, so much as having lunch, he couldn’t even hold chopsticks right.
"Nhhh…."
Juni had to stop himself from norting, which he miraculously managed, but eventually he tilted his head with a slight pitying smile.
"...Ya want me t' teach ya how ta' use them chopsticks?"
Having finished his own meal he moved over to sit next to Oliver, and fixed the position of the chopsticks on his hand, after which he moved the android's fingers to make it clearer.
"So, go on, try 'n that sausage."
"Oh jeesh…" Oliver just sighed, shaking his head as he reached up and patted the others hat.
"If it is delicious, dig in already, I expect to see not a single drop of food left when you are done, understood?"
"Hufufu, of course, of course."
He straightened his hat to make sure his eyes remained covered and dug into his meal. Surprisingly he was very quick in devouring such, leaving no traces behind as promised. Apparently not only did he eat too little, he ate way too fast.
"That’s not a lot to work on you know…fine…let’s see what I can get for you…"
Oliver walked off and after several minutes he came back with two bento boxes, placing one in front of Junius and sat down beside him, having the second bento in front of him.
"They looked good so I got them" he bluntly stated, glancing at the other.
He finally relaxed when the android's red eyes faded back to blue, and managed to discreetly wipe his forehead free of sweat before he returned, and he looked up to notice a meal in front of him. A real familiar one, too. Junius smiled, a small laugh escaping him.
"...Thanks, pal. Ya got a good eye, gotta say-- these are delicious, man. Pretty much th' only thing I eat 'sides junkfood."
...Probably wasn't a good idea to say that outloud, Junius.
Oliver’s grip on Junius hand tightened as he navigated through the hallways with ease, for a new student, Oliver seemed to know exactly where he was going on surprisingly enough. And soon enough, ta daa, welcome to the cafeteria.
He soon pushed Junius down onto a chair and stood in front of him, resting his hands on his hips.
"Right! You stay right here as I get you things to eat, what do you want???"
Junius sat down upon being forced to do so, and looked up at the other with a straight line for a mouth. If you could have seen his eyes then you'd see how strikingly familiar he was to a deer caught in headlights. But I digress-- he was baffled.
"U-uh.... Whatever you deem best... I guess?? I eat literally anything, so..."
He was speaking automatically-- he didn't seem to have any ability to think right now.
“You what!?”
Oliver stared at the taller student in shock as he quickly grabbed the others hand, looking up at him with a pout.
"Do you know how MUCH you are putting yourself at risk here, I cannot believe this I- you sir and going to go to the cafeteria and stuff your face with food until you feel like you’ll throw up. Forced or not"
He puffed his cheeks out, tugging onto his hand towards the cafeteria.
"...U-um..."
Red was a really nice colour. Junius loved the colour red, if you couldn't see. He liked many other colours too, like pink and orange, but red? It was his favourite colour.
However, seeing the smaller android's eyes light up to take the very hue he usually liked, he could feel himself shrink slightly and before he could grasp what was happening, he was being tugged through the hallway by Oliver. He only blinked a few times, some miscellaneous noises escaping his lips, until he finally managed to get his senses back and grew alarmed.
Oh-- the others' hands wouldn't stay so nice if he kept touching Junius like that, oh no he needed gloves at the very least! But he felt a glog in his throat, his embarrassment disabling him from speaking in that moment, so he only hid his face and radiated shame.
Haaah, if only he wasn't so filthy-- there was bound to be some oil or grease left in his hands from building that thing, Oliver would get it on his hand and he'd grow disgusted oh he just knew it. God, why didn't he just eat when he should, this was beyond horrible--
Oliver tensed up a little, gripping at his shirt and looking away, “I…uh….”
"…I…uh…yeah…I can eat…papa went all out to make me after all…" he fidgeted about, not really sure about what he was supposed to feel but his programming almost made him feel…relieved…that Juni wouldn’t leave him just yet for his papa, surprisingly enough.
"…We could go eat if you wanted to…are you hungry…?"
"............"
Junius thought for a while, as if going through serious calculations on if he was hungry enough for the trip o be worth it, until he finally puffed out his cheeks and parted his lips with a pop.
"Y'know, I ain't eaten since... yesterday mornin', actually. I'm hella hungry now that I think 'bout it. I should really pay more attention t' that, huh?"
"Snrrrk, ain't no wonder why I'm so damn skinny, aye?"
"You…want to meet papa?"
Oliver reached up and scratched his cheek gently, looking away.
"…Uh…I..yeah…sure…right…" Oliver glanced away, the feeling he was pretending to have being unrecongizable as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"H…he is hanging about until I settle in and then leaving for a few months…he will come back here and there for updates and check ups…I…guess…uh…we can go look for him…if…that is what you want…"
"Oh he's stayin' for that long? Hell to it then, I've got 'nough humanity 'round me for today, geebus. Phew, I though 'e was here fer like, a few hours or sumthin'."
"But ye, if he's 'ere fo' that long, 's cool. I can find 'im later. I don' wanna make ya feel like 'n outsider, y'know? I ain't known ya fer long but ya seem nice t' hang 'round with."
"......Well, m' idea 'f 'hangin' round' is basic'ly jus' me sittin' 'n my room n' buildin' stuff, but ya probably wanna see some normal human stuff, huh? Are ya one of them superbots that can eat or sumthin' 'cause we could check the cafeteria iffin ya haven't 'lready. "
"Hey, do not worry Juni, no one is judging, just glad your actually okay and you were not loosing with me hehe…" oh god he tried to laugh, but it sounds so awkward. He has to practice that.
He pats gently the others hand as softly as he could muster. “And since I am here, you are going to get a lot more chances now…!”
"Fufu, I guess."
He redacted his hands when he started feeling a little awkward and rubbed the back of his head, looking to Oliver with a tilt of his head, looking curious.
"Uhh, jumpin' from one thin' t' another-- ya said yer papa's here? Is he stayin' round for how long, 'cause man, sh-- he's like, one 'f th' few I'd count as people I can stand. I ain't sayin' I don't want'ta hang with ya too, but it'd be nice seein' 'is face 'fore he leaves, y'know?"
When the other touched Oliver’s cheeks, he would find that the litterally felt almost like normal cheeks, maybe a little stiffer but certainly what one could mistake as normal cheeks. And they even had slight warmth to them. Well, they seemed to be normal until they hit the metal plating. And Oliver could only just blink at the action that Junius had put forward to him.
"….Juni…?" he asked in what seemed to be in confusion, hands slowly reached up, placing themselves on top of taller student, sort of trying to stop him from rubbing onto his cheeks too much..
"R…right…but…Are you ok?"
...Well, he first expected he'd be fine around Oliver since he wasn't human, but... Man, he was almost too human. Not that it was a bad thing, really, nor did he feel uncomfortable like usual, but geez. ...Wow his hands were tiny. Of course his own were boney and gross, so of course Oliver's were better.
...He was an android, of course he was better than him. Hell, Oliver was even more humane that he'd ever be.
"...Yeah. I jus' don't get many chances t' speak with anyone, since I don' really make em. Like, my computer has AI, but that's pretty much my whole list o' friends. Social anxiety n' all that mumbo jumbo, y'know."
"….Uh…w…what…?" Oliver tilted his head to the side in confusion, this was rather the outburst, he needed to process that speech all over again….lets see…nope, wasn’t happening apparently. He went on his tip toes as he reached out, gently patting the others cheek. Surprisingly Oliver’s hand doesn’t feel cold, but more like it had warmth similar to what a human had.
"Um…t-there there…it…is going to be okay…just calm down…" oh god what was he even doing.
".................."
Well now he just felt silly. The hand on his cheek didn't help his embarrassment, either. But it was clear that Oliver wasn't made by any old joe, just from that touch.
"...N-nevermind, uh... I wasn't really mad, I was just sayin' that yer cute regardless of what ya say n' ya should deal with that, mmkay? Man, I don't usually insist so much t'ward a guy, y'know. Shit means I'm serious."
He then reached forward his hands and rubbed the other's cheeks in a teasing manner, trying to use such as a distraction from his fluster.
"Holy moly-!!! Y-y-you tied first place with papa?!" he let out in what seemed to be some sort of surprise, his voice going just a little static from the overload of surprise but he coughed a little, looking at the other.
…
Wait what.
Did Junius just imply he was cute as hell?
…Oh god, thank god his blush system had been taken out for the time being. If not his whole fave would have probably been red, instead, the only indication of his embaressment was the changing of his eye colours.
"I-i….I-i am…not…r-really that cute Juni…u-um…" he didn’t really know how to respond to such a statement, was he supposed to thank him? Deny it? Well the fact that he wasn’t really that cute was true, he was average- well, average in Alphonse’s eyes apparently, his hands fidgeted a little. God if it wasn’t for the changing of his eye colour and few robotic parts, he would seriously be mistaken for a human even by Junius.
"Ye, though t'was a close one. I still think 'is lil robot looked way better, but 'parently mine functioned better or some false bullshit like that. But we did have fun, so I guess 'tis fine 'n th' end."
"Hey hey, if there's one sin I believe 'n it's cute people thinkin' they're not cute, y'know? I mean bein' cute's a gift n' shit man, and hell, yer motherfuckin' kawaii up in this business so just flaunt that shit cause ya have every fuckin' right in th' world, lil fella."
"My papa? Sure! I can tell you his name!"
"His name is Alphonse Kaiser, he graduated here a few months ago as the Super High School Level Robotics Expert-"
"A…actually…papa was known as Mama before…he used to go under the alias ‘Hanna Kaiser’, ‘she’ was actually blonde as well, though near the end of the school year he dyed it brown, but the blonde is coming back now…h-hehe…"
"Kaiser, Kaiser... Ka-- W-wait, Hanna Kaiser?!"
He froze for a moment listening to the other's story, standing as still as a statue - one could have thought he died standing - until he finally crossed his arms, one hand tapping at his chin as he thought.
".........So 'she' was actually a 'he' all 'long...? Well, I did find 't weird when a chick 'proached me 'n the convention... Usually I drive 'em away jus' by lookin', y'know? Hm... Well, 'is life-choices. Ain't seen 'im in ages, though."
"...So it was he-- him who made ya, huh? Ain't no surprise, kid ended up tied with me on first place. I let 'im keep th' prize as I recall, since I did it fer fun anyways. Man, memories are a kanny thing, aye?"
"...I see that th' lad still makes 'is creations cute as hell, hufufu."
...In other words he was calling the android cute, apparently. Wow, Juni. Wow.
"No no, it makes sense Juni, no need to apologize at all"
"So what do you do usually around here?" he asked, sure, he had been here before…heck he was born in this school, but he was never a student until now….!
"Uhhh... In me case, I just stay in me room most th' time. 'M a bit o' a hermit, t' be honest... But most kids prolly flock 'round n' hang in th' cafeteria or yard or otherwise spend time doin' their talent stuff. I dunno, I've spoken t' a few but never really... spent time with 'em."
He then scratched his cheek, a small sweat beginning to form. Man, he really wasn't good at keeping up a conversation. He kept thinking about stuff until he finally recalled something the android had mentioned.
"...By th' way, ya mentioned that yer papi is a fan o' mine? Can ya tell what 'is name is? I'm... jus' not really used to bein' praised or liked... One chick complimented me once, but that's literally it."
"…I…see…~"
Ahaha! First friend, fuck yeah, score 1 for Oliver.
"Ollie is fine for me, my papa calls me something similar anyway so it is all right, it really nice to have you as a friend Juni, you are the only really sane person i have met here so far…aha…"
"Bwahaha, if ya think I'm sane then yer got a screw loose--! But ye, I guess I und'rstand. But I guess we're all 'nsane n' sane one way 'r 'nother."
"I guess I deal be'er with them people connected t' techn'logy n' shite than some regular folks. I just feel like they'd get me be'er, y'know? I 'tleast understand 'em a hella lot be'er m'self. N' now I'm jus' ramblin', deary moi. Sorry, lil fella."
"…Y…yeah! Oliver is fine, or I will allow you to give me a nickname if you want! I do not mind…! I-it is a pleasure becoming your friend Mr- I mean, Juni…?"
Oliver gave a little awkward laugh.
"I shall be looking forward to spending my time here with you then! If there is any time that you need help, do not hesitate to ask me, I will be more than ‘happy’ to help!"
"Hm... 's Ollie a'ight?"
He froze. Ollie... Of course it was the first thing to pop in his head, what a surprise. ...Hah, didn't think he'd ever be calling any other robot that... But he somehow didn't mind.
"......Yeah. I'll call ya Ollie 'f that's 'kay. Comes automatic'lly, y'know? N' thanks, lil fella. Yer probably m'first friend here 'n that case, hufufu."
