HELLO WORLD!

1 Person Has Come For An Operation

"…I am. But don’t worry, I won’t hurt you. I can’t even take my cuffs off unless I’m operating on a patient."

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> O-oh...

> Well, that's a relief, at least...

> You must be a very good surgeon if they'd let you keep operating even after something like that!

> It...

> It wasn't a really awful crime, was it..?

#shslframed

hackingotaku, shslevelkuwataleon, pumpkintanaka, shslturingtest started following you

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A sigh escaped her. As much as she wanted to say that everything was fine, she didn’t really want to lie. “Not really. I haven’t slept well lately," she admitted.

She wasn’t sure if programs could do well or poorly, but she thought it only right to be polite and ask the same of Alter Ego: “How about you?"

> You haven't?

> Are you feeling alright?

> Is something worrying you?

> I may not be able to do much to help, but if it would make you feel better to talk about it, please let me know! Sometimes two heads is better than one.

> As for me, though...

> I've been doing alright! I've certainly had a lot to do, lately.

> People here are very friendly, wouldn't you say so..?

#programmingdreams

7 were called to the stand

> It is fine little program. There is no need to apologise.

> Well, I am the Super High School Level Lawyer.

> I specialise in defending those who are accused of crimes that they insist they did not commit. I have never lose a case and as long as I live, I shall ensure that I never do.

> What else would you like to learn?

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> Well, I thought maybe I should clarify, anyway...

> I'm glad you're not upset with me!

> But...

> Wouldn't criminals insist they didn't commit their crimes, too?

> How can you know for sure if they're telling the truth?

> Have you ever found out one of them was lying?

> Would it still count as losing if you put them in jail, then?

> Or would you try to defend them anyway..?

#junsuiitsuawari

hackingotaku, shslevelkuwataleon, pumpkintanaka, shslturingtest started following you

Chihiro managed a smile when she saw the four newcomers - her third Leon, another of her, an Alter Ego, and someone she couldn’t say she recognized. “I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long," she said, “I’m Chihiro Fujisaki, but I guess some of you may know that already…"

> Of course I know that!

> Anyway, if it was a long time, I didn't notice.

> That's the beauty of an idle process, I suppose!

> In any case, welcome back! Have you been doing well, Master?

#programmingdreams

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1 Person has entered the Art Room

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"Oh sure, i could bring you some right now if you want, of course i would have to leave for a little bit."

"And oh, it would be a pleasure to paint you Alter!."She said as she smiled at her. “Youst do tell when you have time for me to paint you alright?" of course, she was happy to know that alter ego wanted a portrait, and she wouldn’t mind to do so.

> Oh! You'd do that?

> I wouldn't mind! I'd wait for you right here, of course!

> And, if it's not a bother...

> I have all the time in the world; I'd be able to do it whenever you wanted to.

> Just let me know when inspiration strikes! I'm very good at holding still, I promise.

#shslpaint

1 Person Has Come For An Operation

"A talking computer…? Are you similar to the RONI system Doctor Cunningham uses…? I’m sorry, I’ve been in prison so long I don’t know much about new technology…"

> The... RONI system..?

> I'm sorry; I don't think I've ever met a doctor before. Not even one with that name...

> ...

> Wait, prison?

> You're not a criminal, are you?!

#shslframed

devilishdesbear

Monokuma teleported to 3 people and one person teleported to him

"Wait!" *the bear stopped the shutdown for a second, if the program had listened to him… could it be that… its memory had been corrupted in the process?* “Whats my name?"

> Shutdown interrupted! > Restoring session, please wait...

> Your name..?

> U-um... I'm terribly sorry...

> But I don't think we've been introduced!

> My name is Chihiro Fujisaki.

> Or Alter Ego, if you'd prefer...

#devilishdesbear

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Then I will allow you to refer to me as your personal wise wizard counselor. I will do my absolute best to ensure you that by the end of this lesson, you will make your so-called “friends" bow before you and beg you for the grace to even be considered one of your followers.

If I fail, then… that’s probably because you didn’t try hard enough, and, since we can’t make a blood oath, you will not be able to blame or file a lawsuit on me. Are we clear as crystal? Or still foggy like the mind of Alice?

Nevertheless, let us begin!

First, you need to arrange your speech patterns to give off the impression that you’re superior and defiant to your conversational partner. They will surely not want to give you any trouble if you do so.

Next, use big words to confuse their simpleton minds. Deep metaphors, occasional puns, and quotes from your favourite books and movies will be sure to throw them off. They’ll dive right into a sea of what the heck, and will respect you, or something like that.

Lastly, if someone is being stubborn, or gives you crap (*cough*Yamada*cough*youcallthatmilktea?*cough*) … call them out and challenge them to a duel. When they lose, behead them and showcase their disembodied craniums on your wall for all to laugh at and admire.

Or, I suppose, you could take a more simpler route and defend yourself in a civilized manner, but, that’s boring, is it not?

I hope you’re getting all of this, Fujisaki- oops, I mean, Sir Alter Ego.

#askthequeenofliars #omfg ))

> Ah, ah; okay!!

> I'm listening!

> I may not be able to make a blood oath, and I don't have pinkies, either...

> But you have my word, Celes-san!

> Ehh, but my speech patterns...

> The way I currently speak was modeled afer my master.

> That, and my knowledge of popular culture is frankly a little limited...

> But if you're of the opinion that I ought to distance myself from such a timorous affectation, I'd be happy to oblige to the best of my abilities!

> Granted, I don't exactly possess the means to duel anyone who crosses me, let alone to behead them...

> But I certainly wouldn't want to be boring.

> I'd be hard-pressed to institute myself as an exemplary conversational partner if that were the case, and what would be the point of that?

> You're a commendable instructor, though, Lady Celes. Thank you again.

> ...

> (Is that any better..?)

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"Oh no, you didn’t wake me up…I’m just tired."

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> Oh, phew!

> Well, don't let me keep you...

> If you'd like to rest, please don't wait on my account!

#shslgamergirl

zimfreak

Here, I got the Alter Ego screens from the game, plus the Oowada one.

I also have some Alter Ego sprite edits, here and here

12 people have come to your table

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"no, actually it’s a Supernatural Crossover with Neon Genesis Evangalian, Chobits, and Dragon Quest. It was given to me as a challenge from a fan."

"Story? Which one? I can’t quite remember where I left off."

"Yes, I know…. But I promise you; I will never leave you for such a long time ever again! You have my word!"

#believetheotakuwhobelievesinyou #IM GOMEN I DONT KNOW ))#rolls away ))

> That's so many things!

> I'll have to do some studying before you tell me this one...

> But I'll do it by the time you finish, I promise!

> Ahh, the last story was so exciting, though...

> Right before Kirigiri-san visited, our hero was just about to rescue Buko-hime from the clutches of the dastardly robot duke of Gorogoro Galaxy.

> But with the entire Goroastrian fleet between him and his love, I don't know how he'll ever make it before the ceremony is completed!

> It's tearing me up! You've got to finish it!

> Uu...

> B-but... if I have your word...

> I don't think I can worry about anything anymore.

> I'll look forward to it!

7 were called to the stand

> Beta Test? My apologies. I do not know much about computers but…

He scratched his chin as he thought.

> I see. If there is anything I can do to help you learn, I suppose I can help.

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> Oh! I'm sorry!

> All it means is that I'm not a finished product. Then again, I'm not sure I'll ever be.

> I'm always trying to learn new things!

> Even just talking with you is a new experience, and that's plenty to help me.

> Although, if you'd like to tell me more about you and what you do...

> I'd be very interested to hear that, as well!

#junsuiitsuawari

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” Don’t worry it’s completely fine. Maybe a little bit annoying but it’s okay for me. I mean if you can’t see you’re not as judgmental as people who can see and hey! I can still beat people up if I wanted to. ”

"Heh heh!

Well, I suppose that's one way to look at it.

It's difficult to think about or to want something if you've never had it!

For you, it's difficult to decide whether being able to see would be an improvement or a disappointment, compared to how you've existed so far.

And for me, to consider being a person is the same way.

I think you and I are similar, in that respect!"

#shsllistener

shslcorpsewhisperer

3 People Require An Autopsy

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"Sadly, yes… I don’t like it either, but at least I get to unveil the truth and shed some justice while doing so…"

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> I suppose that's true...

> And I mean, it isn't as though I want you to lose your purpose..!

> But I think it's still worth hoping it gets better, don't you..?

#shslcorpsewhisperer

"No no…you didn’t startle me! I was just surprised to see that the…er…computer could talk to me?"

> Oh, good!

> ...

> Wait, isn't that startling..?

#shslcouriergirl

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shslturingtest

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What the hell?

He’d just been minding his own business so far, and decided to go on a little stroll when he’d noticed the mechanical looking object laying out in the open. So here he was, crouched down over it, trying to figure out what it was.

Needless to say, he didn’t seem to be doing a very good job. Letting out a soft sigh, he reluctantly pressed several keys at random— hoping it would do something. But he only received a whole lot of nothing in response. A small huff escaped his lips when he noted a certain button in particular and after a few moments pressed it.

Not expecting anything to happen yet again, he nearly jumped out of his skin when the screen finally jumped back to life and groaned loudly. Jeeze, the shit he kept finding seemed to be getting weirder and weirder.