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hey google show me stale memes

[sagethesailor]

[seleides-deactivated20240602]

reunited ♥️

[orriculum]

In Bed, The Kiss, 1892 - Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

mutual who i’ve barely interacted with ever: *likes or rbs my post*

me:

[madejsbridge]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

the slain comrade:

his successor:

[a-titty-ninja]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

I think all gays really do have a set of string lights somewhere in their room

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Are you a white lights gay, a single color lights gay, or a multi-color lights gay?

[sumikatt]

top erasure

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

date idea: i take u out to the woods at 1 am. it’s pitch black. we turn off our flashlight. i do my best coyote call. 15 coyotes immediately call back, from every direction. “it’s okay” i tell you “they won’t come any closer so don’t wor-oh” I say “that last one wasn’t a coyote” you ask me what it is. I don’t know, and I know every animal call. I tell you we better get going. We don’t go back to those woods.

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

In this house, dumb bitch hours are 24 fucking 7

[dixon-udonta-love-blog]

every time I watch this, I fucking lose it (ಥ﹏ಥ)

[n0kiv]

😭😭😭😭

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

[annyongchingu]

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

[thy-lovelylionheart]

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “thou art youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

[ribbonroad]

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

[tectuu]

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

[ribbonroad]

im going to stab you in the face

[amielleon]

ソン of a—

[brumalbreeze]

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

[docomotor]

ワt the フck is going on

[mochiandmagnolias]

this is my worst nightmare.

[sasaq]

[kalichnikov]

this image conveys an honestly fairly small amount of information and yet it’s enough to evoke an emotional response

[saddest-cat-hours]

[brantherapper]

Who keeps letting these two make videos together 😂😂😂

[impromptu-pimpin]

This was award worthy

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Wow

[crownthepharaohs-deactivated201]

When I say I lost it when I saw equality… 😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

this rocking side to side shit kills me lmfao

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068