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speedsteriisms:

“ yeah, god, what did that girl call them?? ‘ nay-yads ‘ or something like that?? wait, “ barry thought for a moment before pulling out his phone and scrolling through his text messages. “ naiads. that’s what they were. “

“Right.” Thankfully, Alex had her fair share of insane stories in prison to brief her for this moment. She thought about asking him if they were ‘ at least hot ’ but she didn’t want to make him feel like a fool. “And I’m guessing you’d like to get to the bottom of it ? The whole crime scene investigator thing ? ”

#dash convo ( speedsteriisms . )

shuffledbradbury:

“Right back at ya. I’m Charlie, b-t-w, and you are?”

Alex had the tendency to judge a person depending on their drink of choice. The cocktail that Charlie chose intrigued her. A lot of girls wold ask for a vodka and cranberry or go straight for a margarita which was a laugh in itself. “Alex,” she replied after ordering two Harvey Walbangers. “Cheers.”

#dash convo ( shuffledbradbury . )

coyoteiisms:

“… Thanks. I’ll have a vodka and lemonade.”

Alex knew the woman didn’t look a day over eighteen but she was still inclined to buy her a drink regardless. She finished her beer and then proceeded to order them both a drink. “I’m Alex.”

#// wait did i miss ur reply #//i totally missed your reply im so sorry omg #dash convo ( coyoteiisms . )

shuffledbradbury:

“Harvey Wallbanger. -Only if I buy the next round after.”

“How could I say no to an attractive woman buying me a drink ? ”

#dash convo ( shuffledbradbury . )

cntrlcaterina:

Cat looked at her for a few seconds. “…Oh, I’m just doing homework. I’m not old enough to drink,” she said, flipping a page in her notebook.

Shit. Would offering her a soda at this point be weird ? “In a place like this ? How do you focus ? ”

#dash convo ( cntrlcaterina . )

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daxamism:

“I’m not sure, what do you recommend?” Truth be told, none of the stuff here was as good as the alien drinks he was used to.

“Depends.” Alex tried to read whether he’d like something more fruity or bitter. “Drinking for pain or pleasure ? ”

#tw: alcohol #dash convo ( daxamism . )

niightmarevisions:

“What if I said a cement mixer ? Would you still ?” Don’t support cement mixers, kids.

"I’m just buying. It’s not my problem if you hate yourself. ” Cement mixers’ grotesqueness are only second to pickleback shots.

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speedsteriisms:

“ hearing about it and experiencing it are too completely different things. seriously, my time here has been spent between zombies, a giant flood, and weird water creatures. “

The zombie apocalypse ? Right. Probably more like meth heads. They did kind of resemble zombies. “Weird water creatures ? ” Alex laughed a little. “Like manatees or like mermaids ? ”

#dash convo ( speedsteriisms . )

“What are you having ? The next round’s on me.”

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speedsteriisms:

“ —— so you really don’t know if the police department is looking for a csi?? actually, wait. does this town even have a police department?? i don’t think i’ve ever actually seen any police officers. “

Alex couldn’t help but laugh under her breath as she overheard him talking. She decided to amuse him anyway. “I don’t know but I heard a lot of weird shit happens here.”