Bitch, I might be.

I'm Shu. I'm 31. This blog is a fuckin mess. He/Him but my dicks in my closet.

[drizzlingtears]

new year, no me. *vanishes into thin air*

[thelittledaily-deactivated20260]

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

[mysharona1987]

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[illusoryfem]

Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

[dappermouth]

Strange roadside buildings where you shouldn’t ever go.

[a-mildly-insane-ferret]

Merry Christmas, You Potatoes :3

[wunkolo]

how did you get banned on soundcloud?

A month ago during the “soundcloud is going down” scare I wrote a script that basically downloaded my entire corner of SoundCloud at incredibly abusive speed and got bandwidth-banned for a month since CloudFlare detected it as a mass DDOS (which is fair I mean I was downloading like terabytes of data)

[wunkolo]

[mysharona1987]

[honeynuyt-deactivated20250308]

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

[hashtagloveloses]

dis bitch

[blackgirlsinlove]

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

[furbearingbrick]

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

[vulpinehopes]

I want this post everywhere

[klimtsonianunofficial]

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

[nyokoko]

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

[cassie-darlin]

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

[cassie-darlin]

like??

[cassie-darlin]

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

[cassie-darlin]

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[cheaphalloweencostume]

mid sentence

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

“We keep being told, ‘RESPECT FAITH. ’

Well, I actually don’t. Because I don’t think that lying to children is a respectable occupation.”

– Christopher Hitchens

I don’t either. Whenever someone says they have faith, or believe based on faith, I just naturally hear this as “I believe things that aren’t true.”

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[sharper-and-bigger]

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[animentality]