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ngalitzine

AMERICAN GODS | 2.05

hellsgate-roadhouse

marceremade

the eighth deadly sin is actually being mean to me but they keep that one a secret

neenarchive

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

mamoru

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

torsamors-deactivated20250510

happy pride

#star trek said 'let dudes be a little slutty as a treat'

omghotmemes

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

cluelessbird

it's barbin' time

sandmandaddy69

monasteremort

le-immorte

“The age of some people can only be measured by the level of rot in them. And by that measure I’m ancient.”

— Tennessee Williams, from “Sweet Bird of Youth”, A Streetcar Named Desire and Other Plays (via le-immorte)

lockedtombmemes

i think gideon would do NUMBERS on tumblr. like yeah she is hot butch realness & the girls on instagram would love her but she's literally the definition of that meme "mfw i am chad but i have psychological problems so i am stuck here with you dumb virgins"

Their respective blogs would be something like this

Church blog, bone church style. Religious verses, meditations of the day, Ninth aesthetics. NO reblogs, all OC. Follows Gideon's blog only because Gideon stole her phone one day and followed it for her. She just never happened to unfollow.

Posts every 3-5 business days. 75% thirst traps and gym selfies. Reblogs anything from workout inspo to sapphic erotica (the latter tagged with "me n who? ;)". Responds to anons in the stupidest way possible.