Ocelot

Just an autistic ocelot on the internet. Any asks for donations will be instantly deleted and the asker blocked.

[homunculus-argument]

One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

[mightyocelot]

Yall ever have a show suddenly change its intro song and you’re like “What happened to my shitty ass intro song? I liked that shit! You somehow made it worse, bring it back!” Like, yeah, it’s shit, but it’s MY shit, you get me?

[mightyocelot]

That moment when you realize you have free will and can skip parts of a show you don’t like

[gimmick-remover]

Give me gimmick blogs to "fix"

[mightyocelot]

@meows-at-meows-at-ur-post

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[totally-cis-offical]

Good news! They still exist the whole year. They just go into hibernation for the rest of the year, and can be found on tumblr.com

[cossachka-offical]

it's tiring being gay yk.

[spiribia]

i do think once you put animal ears on a human character you are inducted into duty to use the ears frequently to emote. sometimes you see someone slap cat ears on and they are functionally immobile. these are 'display ears' and like the false eyes of moths are the work of a grifter

[strawberryamanita]

If they figured out how to get fake ones to move, they should move in fiction too

[mightyocelot]

[spiribia]

i do think once you put animal ears on a human character you are inducted into duty to use the ears frequently to emote. sometimes you see someone slap cat ears on and they are functionally immobile. these are 'display ears' and like the false eyes of moths are the work of a grifter

[mightyocelot]

I wish I could make my great wolf lodge ears emote :/

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[potsiefaerie]

Get peer reviewed:

[jv]

This is not just serious illness.

It’s any illness.

No one should be forced to work if they have the flu, or even a cold.

[the-haiku-bot]

No one should be forced

to work if they have the flu,

or even a cold.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mightyocelot]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[amnesia-offical]

Reblog if you would block your mutual for making an AI chatbot of you :)

[meows-at-ur-post]

meow

[meows-at-meows-at-ur-post]

meow

[australet789]

Marinette trying to convince Adrien that Gabriel loved him in his way is one thing, but seeing her saying the same to Kagami opens a lot of redflags, again, towards Tom and Sabine.

Because it's NOT ok that after seeing abuse, your reaction is to be "maybe is the way to say they love you". We know that Marinette's family had troubles (Rolland and his racism before he changed), we know that Tom and Sabine neglected Marinette when she was bullied by Chloé, we know how easily Tom and Sabine are to accept what others say about their daughter and berate her and how others have to act and protect Marinette and pay the consequences (Socqueline and Alya).

I used to be a victim of bullying and I remember so much how whenever someone bullied me that my mom was first thing going to the director's office to fight her for my well-being. Meanwhile, Tom and Sabine only care for her not to be expelled.

People get angry whenever I say that the Dupain-Cheng are not good parents but, listen, what Marinette is repeating is NOT ok. We even see it more with Max and his autism and how his mom does care about how he adapts, meanwhile Tom and Sabine don't even know how to regulate Marinette's needs even if they are aware of her behavior.

Im not saying they are monsters like Tomoe but they are neglectful. They probably don't know they are failing and that doesn't mean they don't love Marinette, but it's hurting her in the long run.

I hope the show dwelves more into this, since we are seeing family dynamics that aren't perfect and there's more to being a parent that just "make" a kid.

[mightyocelot]

Hold the fuck up, you might be on to something… saying something to Adrien, well that’s just Marinette’s love for him manifesting and trying to make him feel better by any means necessary, but kagami? Marinette fucking hates her

[dailycatsblog]

[evilherehotel]

@orchuris

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mightyocelot]

Continuing to watch miraculous ladybug and I’m pretty sure they had a Simpsons moment, predicting modern generative AI in Season 1, Episode 20, about 5 minutes in. Also, earlier in the episode the content produced by it was called mundane soulless and repetitive by Marinette

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[romehbo]