🌕Artemis🌕

time sensitive question which god is least likely to kill me if i write a diss track about them

#hermits and the olympians #emperors of olympus #hato artemis

Your father PROBABLY wouldn't kill you, but I can make no guarantees.

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HATO RP Blog Adopts!

Hey everyone! Violet here. We've been cooking up something exciting for the HATO blogs dropping sometime in the next 48 hours- but first, we have do do some spring cleaning.

There are a handful of blogs that due to one reason or another, the person behind would rather someone else have. As none of us have stepped up to claim them, the blog adopts are going public!

If you wanna snag one, fill out the form below. As long as you fill everything out right, adopts are first-come, first-serve!

These are the available HATO RP blogs for adoption! If you are accepted, the former mod of the blog will contact you with details- and in th

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- Violet ✒️

#out of character

*Artemis appears before Odysseus while he is out by the beach of Aeaea.*

You are Odysseus, correct?

@shutupapolloplease

that is correct lady artemis, do you need something?

Yes, my hunters and I require your assistance with a quest. It shouldn't take more than a day, if you're willing to help. You're an experienced archer, if I'm not mistaken?

Oh yeah im willing to help.. though whats the catch, you wouldn't go to me unless you had few other options so i assume theres something i need to do during this mission

Well...not many are as...open minded as you are. You see, I will not hunt alongside a man...so you must temporarily become a woman if you are to assist me.

i can agree to those terms, they seem simple enough

I'm surprised you agreed that quickly. Take this necklace, as long as you're wearing it, you will become the opposite gender. (I have yet to see what happens if someone non binary uses it, but that's a test for another time)

*Ody puts on the necklace* well how do i look did the transformation work *standing where Odysseus was is a tall, lean muscular woman, with flowing brown hair which she quickly puts up into a messy ponytail and piercing eyes*

...how did you get taller after putting that on?!

*Artemis appears before Odysseus while he is out by the beach of Aeaea.*

You are Odysseus, correct?

@shutupapolloplease

that is correct lady artemis, do you need something?

Yes, my hunters and I require your assistance with a quest. It shouldn't take more than a day, if you're willing to help. You're an experienced archer, if I'm not mistaken?

Oh yeah im willing to help.. though whats the catch, you wouldn't go to me unless you had few other options so i assume theres something i need to do during this mission

Well...not many are as...open minded as you are. You see, I will not hunt alongside a man...so you must temporarily become a woman if you are to assist me.

i can agree to those terms, they seem simple enough

I'm surprised you agreed that quickly. Take this necklace, as long as you're wearing it, you will become the opposite gender. (I have yet to see what happens if someone non binary uses it, but that's a test for another time)

*Artemis appears before Odysseus while he is out by the beach of Aeaea.*

You are Odysseus, correct?

@shutupapolloplease

that is correct lady artemis, do you need something?

Yes, my hunters and I require your assistance with a quest. It shouldn't take more than a day, if you're willing to help. You're an experienced archer, if I'm not mistaken?

Oh yeah im willing to help.. though whats the catch, you wouldn't go to me unless you had few other options so i assume theres something i need to do during this mission

Well...not many are as...open minded as you are. You see, I will not hunt alongside a man...so you must temporarily become a woman if you are to assist me.

*Artemis appears before Odysseus while he is out by the beach of Aeaea.*

You are Odysseus, correct?

@shutupapolloplease

that is correct lady artemis, do you need something?

Yes, my hunters and I require your assistance with a quest. It shouldn't take more than a day, if you're willing to help. You're an experienced archer, if I'm not mistaken?

hey aunt your my favourite aunt how fast can you exterminate chc. hypothetically. @humblebardofcampempires

...why do you ask?

i want those twinks obliterated

Okay. But why? Some of my hunters are there at the moment and most of them are somewhat attached to that place.

because. i dont like them

Come back when you have a real reason and I'll consider it.

my reason is i hate scott and they took him in when they SHOULD HAVE left him homeless. and im gonna ask until someone agrees

Do you WANT to start another Trojan War?

will it wipe chc off the map if so then YES

Yes, but it would also likely wipe CE off the map and kill several thousand demigods. Most likely including your friends. Like Sausage.

hey aunt your my favourite aunt how fast can you exterminate chc. hypothetically. @humblebardofcampempires

...why do you ask?

i want those twinks obliterated

Okay. But why? Some of my hunters are there at the moment and most of them are somewhat attached to that place.

because. i dont like them

Come back when you have a real reason and I'll consider it.

my reason is i hate scott and they took him in when they SHOULD HAVE left him homeless. and im gonna ask until someone agrees

Do you WANT to start another Trojan War?

hey aunt your my favourite aunt how fast can you exterminate chc. hypothetically. @humblebardofcampempires

...why do you ask?

i want those twinks obliterated

Okay. But why? Some of my hunters are there at the moment and most of them are somewhat attached to that place.

because. i dont like them

Come back when you have a real reason and I'll consider it.

hey aunt your my favourite aunt how fast can you exterminate chc. hypothetically. @humblebardofcampempires

...why do you ask?

i want those twinks obliterated

#hermits and the olympians #emperors of olympus #hato oli

Okay. But why? Some of my hunters are there at the moment and most of them are somewhat attached to that place.

hey aunt your my favourite aunt how fast can you exterminate chc. hypothetically. @humblebardofcampempires

...why do you ask?

im bored and need something to do sooo...give me a god and ill give my honest open on them including a rating out of ten...im prepared to be threatened with smiting

How about me?

8/10

i dont know much about you but you seem like you keep to yourself and don't cause much trouble

Fair enough. And my brother?

im bored and need something to do sooo...give me a god and ill give my honest open on them including a rating out of ten...im prepared to be threatened with smiting

How about me?

Apollo! Aphrodite! Something horrible is happening and I'm so sorry and here have this back and just try to stop it and I'm sorry and I'll never listen to another half blood again! *she's crying and she gives the two gods their immortality back* @allisfairinloveandwarxoxo

Huh, what- huh?! Artemis, what is- *She feels the emptiness of the loss of one of Apollo's favoured sons.* ...oh.

#hermits and the olympians

*Apollo runs off crying, I can do that here because I'm both of them :3)

Aphrodite, I'm so sorry, I'm such an idiot! I don't deserve my status! One little demigod told me to take care of something and I LISTENED even though it cost him his LIFE!

*she falls to the floor, crying into her hands at the loss of her nephew*

Apollo! Aphrodite! Something horrible is happening and I'm so sorry and here have this back and just try to stop it and I'm sorry and I'll never listen to another half blood again! *she's crying and she gives the two gods their immortality back* @allisfairinloveandwarxoxo

I'm so sorry. But who was going to tell me my MOTHER is currently MORTAL?

Because someone forgot to TELL ME that DETAIL.

...hello, dear! Apologies that no one told you, but really, this is quite a normal thing! Apollo is mortal as well, and Artemis was mortal but a week ago! (Plus the 2 times Apollo got turned mortal prior, and the time Poseidon was turned normal...) Rest assured, it will be fixed as soon as I find a mortal master and am able to convince Zeus to allow me godhood.

Pfft.. Apollo? This is his third time?

...My apologies.

Nono, this is his fourth! Though, please refrain from laughing at him. You are, of course, forgiven, my dear. <3

Fourth? I am refraining. I really am.

sungod7-fuckyoupearl

🙁

Look, Mija, you made him sad!! Do you want to make him sad?? He looks like a wet cat when he's sad!!

No, ma'am...

'Ma'am'? There's no need to call me 'ma'am', dear.

Yes ma-

...

Mamá...

*She smiles.* Now, how is Artemis? Would you, perchance, happen to know who her second favourite hunter is? ...no reason. Just wondering, Mija!

I don't believe my lady chooses favorites. If she did, she wouldn't tell any of us nor would she treat any of us differently.

...damn it. Oh well, that's good! Choosing favourites is never a good thing. (I'll have to pick one at random, then.)

If anything, she's definitely preferred a few of us over others, but that would be it.

*She nods.* Yes, that makes good sense. (That complicates things.)

...

What complicates things ma'am?

...Mamá.

Oh, apologies, did I say that out loud? Um.. well, I was going to give, uh, gifts! To her favourite hunters! As a thanks for um.. controlling Hymen and Eros while I'm mortal!

Oh!. Maybe Pearl... Or the lieutenant we currently have... Wait what's her name...

Ah, yes, T- Tha- Tilly? Tally?

No, she is definitely a Tha.

Tha...leya? No, wait, uh- Thalia! Yes! Like the muse!

Yes, her!!

Your mother threatened to, "make my second favorite hunter break her vows".

And I don't have favorites, you were correct.

Oh!

...What do you mean "break her vows"? Wait which favorite second? Who's that?

I don't have a second favorite, and I don't know what your mother means by that and I don't intend to find out.

Would you rather me come after you?! I don't think so. And you know I cannot remain mortal forever. And when I become a goddess again, I will be getting revenge.